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Attention Douchelord.

Attention lady who falls all over herself to rush through the door and into her cubicle to blare at least 14 Michael McDonald songs inside 8 hours every day: You are a douchelord. Not only that, but I'm pretty sure you're breaking several county ordinances by nuking some sort of aquatic life of epic proportions in the microwave each lunch hour and leaving me to take the fallout for it due to my visibility.

Just to reiterate: Douche. Lord.

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hatchelt
Feb. 24th, 2010 07:52 am (UTC)
Kill the fool.
velouria
Feb. 24th, 2010 02:40 pm (UTC)
ordinance against that too.
ba_doinger
Feb. 24th, 2010 02:15 pm (UTC)
If I worked there, I'd make fun of douchelord with you, but I'd secretly be jamming out to Michael Mcdonald too...
velouria
Feb. 24th, 2010 02:39 pm (UTC)
it's very paul rudd in 40 year old virgin. i don't know how much more i can take.
ba_doinger
Feb. 24th, 2010 03:05 pm (UTC)
I know you can't take much more, but I'm sure you'd appreciate this!

velouria
Feb. 24th, 2010 03:27 pm (UTC)
yep, heard that one a few times yesterday.
jonn68
Feb. 24th, 2010 03:40 pm (UTC)
You should put something invisible and elastic along the front of her cube...so she goes bouncing backwards.

hatchelt
Feb. 24th, 2010 05:31 pm (UTC)
I think what you're trying to say is, she should cut the bitches face open and punch the wounds.
velouria
Feb. 25th, 2010 12:55 am (UTC)
calm your ass down.
hatchelt
Feb. 25th, 2010 06:19 am (UTC)
Looks like someone wants a' punchin'
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velouria
Mar. 9th, 2010 12:48 am (UTC)
lord of all douchebags. sort of like lord of the dance or lord of the rings.
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