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Healthy in Paranoid Times.

I put a CD player in my car. I told the guy that my cassette deck broke and that I needed to join 1990 anyway. He just stared at me. Then he recommended the most expensive one available.

I bought the cheapest one available. It also happens to play MP3s. That's like hours upon hours of obscure songs I download off the internet while drunk. It's too much technology for me. It also came with a remote, which is just about the most retarded thing I can think of.

I told my brother I'd gotten a CD player for my car, and he said I should have also gotten a new car for my car. This is true.

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(Anonymous)
Sep. 1st, 2005 06:50 am (UTC)
Except you didn't actually put it in your car yet. Why do you tell such lies?
velouria
Sep. 1st, 2005 06:54 am (UTC)
why'd you delete your journal, assjack?
(Anonymous)
Sep. 1st, 2005 07:01 am (UTC)
I asked first, wangface.
velouria
Sep. 1st, 2005 08:23 am (UTC)
why don't you deconstruct every single thing i say 24 hours a day 7 days a week because that's more productive than say, talking to me like a normal human being? okay? yay. looks like you've got that covered.
velouria
Aug. 2nd, 2007 05:42 am (UTC)
god i'm a fucking asshole.
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velouria
Sep. 1st, 2005 07:46 pm (UTC)
yep, i'm so 2001 it's not even funny.
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