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Please.

If you're going to kill yourself, would you have the decency to put your head in the oven like a normal person rather than jumping off an overpass and backing up the entire state of California for hours at a time while they scrape you off some poor jerk's windshield.

I am compassionate toward your situation until I've developed that dumbass driver's tan on my left arm because of you. 

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daddylovebucket
Apr. 2nd, 2009 12:39 am (UTC)
well at least it shouldn't happen again.
velouria
Apr. 2nd, 2009 12:44 am (UTC)
are you kidding me? it happens daily. unless you mean the driver's tan, which is not quite complete yet as it's so early in the season.
daddylovebucket
Apr. 2nd, 2009 12:52 am (UTC)
does it look like I'm kidding?

Maybe I am.

Just buy a british car and drive that tomorrow and you should even out.
botrinks
Apr. 2nd, 2009 11:35 am (UTC)
Roof trampolines for cars is the answer.

botrinks
Apr. 2nd, 2009 11:40 am (UTC)
"God, I hate my boss, my life, my wife... this'll teach em!"


*Boing!

velouria
Apr. 2nd, 2009 01:47 pm (UTC)
or little springs on shoes for all suicidals. course i'd be forced to wear them.
botrinks
Apr. 2nd, 2009 02:20 pm (UTC)
Sure - me too - they need proper testing. The ultimate punishment my be to put them all these things...



Turn a nuisance to entertainment... Kazam!
velouria
Apr. 2nd, 2009 02:25 pm (UTC)
what the hell? he looks like asian keanue reeves. asianer keanue reeves.
botrinks
Apr. 2nd, 2009 02:52 pm (UTC)
The thought of these filled with depressives bouncing all over town - off cars & buildings - is cheering me up. Who needs Prozac when you've got giant Zorb balls.
velouria
Apr. 3rd, 2009 02:03 am (UTC)
depressives in balls. oh you.
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