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Woops.

I was calling Associate Wardens at the prisons today to check up on their orders for Title 15's. None of them answered of course, so I was leaving messages. After a while I started to screw them up, as I did by the time I got around to Lancaster:

"Hi, this is Colleen with uhhhh, blaaaarrrrgh. Fuck me." And then I hit pound, because on 99.9% of the world's voice mails, there's a review your message, delete your message, start over, etc. option. Well this one says, "Thank you. Message deposited."

Godfuckingdamnitsonofabitch. I told the Associate Warden of California State Prison Los Angeles to fuck me. I don't even know what he looks like.

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jonn68
Oct. 1st, 2009 04:12 am (UTC)
There are so many inappropriate things to post here, but I'm going to be a coward and let someone else do it. :)
velouria
Oct. 1st, 2009 02:45 pm (UTC)
it's really not very subtle. i told a warden to fuck me.
jonn68
Oct. 1st, 2009 09:15 pm (UTC)
Trust me - as a guy, I can take even something dirty and make it really, really filthy.

It's a gift.
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velouria
Oct. 1st, 2009 02:44 pm (UTC)
jeez, you know, that information might have been a little more useful to me yesterday.
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