Velouria (velouria) wrote,


I was calling Associate Wardens at the prisons today to check up on their orders for Title 15's. None of them answered of course, so I was leaving messages. After a while I started to screw them up, as I did by the time I got around to Lancaster:

"Hi, this is Colleen with uhhhh, blaaaarrrrgh. Fuck me." And then I hit pound, because on 99.9% of the world's voice mails, there's a review your message, delete your message, start over, etc. option. Well this one says, "Thank you. Message deposited."

Godfuckingdamnitsonofabitch. I told the Associate Warden of California State Prison Los Angeles to fuck me. I don't even know what he looks like.
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