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Waste not, want not.

Sittin around in a pizza joint with my sister and her kids, and my niece examines her piece of pizza sagging pathetically in the air for a few seconds before flinging it down on the table and scowling. "I don't like pizza," she whines.

"What chapter is that in your book?" I asked her, "You know, I Don't Like Rollerskating?"

"When is your book coming out?" was her response.

"My book?"

"Your I Don't Have a Boyfriend book."

Oh touché, little one. You have learned from the master.

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daddylovebucket
Dec. 4th, 2009 10:30 pm (UTC)
KAPOW! FACE!
velouria
Dec. 7th, 2009 06:10 am (UTC)
face punch.*

*do you get that?
daddylovebucket
Dec. 12th, 2009 08:19 am (UTC)
are you punching me or the little girl?
jonn68
Dec. 4th, 2009 11:03 pm (UTC)
ZOMG

I can see the biting wit is a genetic thing.
velouria
Dec. 7th, 2009 06:13 am (UTC)
she's 9 years old and has already had more boyfriends than i will ever have, so we know i didn't pass that gene down.
jonn68
Dec. 7th, 2009 07:15 am (UTC)
9 year old kids date? Geez, I was sheltered.
ba_doinger
Dec. 4th, 2009 11:27 pm (UTC)
Haha, you have the most interesting things happen to you!

I would've replied, "God kills little girls!"
velouria
Dec. 7th, 2009 06:13 am (UTC)
god kills little girls? hasn't watching icarly all day taught you any better?
hatchelt
Dec. 12th, 2009 03:16 pm (UTC)
Hi, am I too late to comment on this?
velouria
Dec. 13th, 2009 05:27 pm (UTC)
there is no statute of limitations.
hatchelt
Dec. 13th, 2009 05:33 pm (UTC)
Sweet...in that case:
OMG ROLF A LOL, PWN3DBBQ!!!1one
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