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Little People, Big World.

Today was Bring Your Spawn to Work Day, apparently. Each one that filed past my cubicle was enamored with all the fluorescent, immature crap I have plastered everywhere (stickers, stamps, magnets, feathers, voodoo dollies, King Kong pencil toppers on Halloween pencils, most of it pink). "You're preeetttyyy" one girl stopped the procession to say to me. I thanked her as a wave of giggles rippled through the rest of them.

This spawn needs to consult with Architect on things to say to me as he passes. His architect arsenal is very limited to questions about my weekend and telling me to wake up when he catches me yawning. He could use some help expanding it to include such talking points as "You're pretty" and "I yearn for you" and "Hold me, my wife just died."

Maybe there's a class.


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Apr. 23rd, 2010 01:41 am (UTC)
There is a class, but I think it involves booze, as well.
Apr. 23rd, 2010 02:39 am (UTC)
history has taught me that dudes are not interested in sloppy drunken alcoholic chicks. i, however, would be more than willing to accept him in such state.
Apr. 23rd, 2010 06:58 am (UTC)
Well, it's because the guys you talked to/interacted with are gentlemen.

Also, there's no need to get sloppy drunk, just drunk enough not to worry. :)
Apr. 23rd, 2010 01:47 pm (UTC)
there is no such drunk for me. hi, my name is colleen and...
Apr. 23rd, 2010 06:03 pm (UTC)
Apr. 23rd, 2010 11:45 pm (UTC)
this was a happy entry, frownyass.
Apr. 24th, 2010 01:18 pm (UTC)
Apr. 24th, 2010 02:24 am (UTC)
you're pretty.
Apr. 24th, 2010 02:35 am (UTC)
and witty and gay. and i pity any girl who isn't me today.
Apr. 24th, 2010 03:08 am (UTC)
I love when you quote some West Side Story. :)

this picture made me think of you:

Apr. 24th, 2010 04:05 am (UTC)
i'm typically pro-bunny, though.
Apr. 24th, 2010 04:07 am (UTC)
well this bunny was "pro that dog you hate".
Apr. 24th, 2010 04:17 am (UTC)
dan lungren's? yeah.
Apr. 24th, 2010 04:18 am (UTC)
so you're motivated to stab at the bunny of Dan Lungren!
Apr. 24th, 2010 04:20 am (UTC)
only hold hostage until he stops emailing me. that son of a bitch.
Apr. 24th, 2010 04:21 am (UTC)
I will destroy that bastards email server!
Apr. 24th, 2010 06:22 am (UTC)
Man up woman, what the hell?! Next time you see this bald, fat Architect, get up on your desk and punch him in the throat. When he's on the ground, jump up and down on his chest while yelling WAKE UP COCKFACE, WAKE UP!

I don't EVER want to hear of this PRAT again unless it's due to you KILLING him.
Apr. 24th, 2010 04:16 pm (UTC)
roid rage?
Apr. 24th, 2010 06:41 pm (UTC)
Rage in general. It keeps me safe hotcakes.
Apr. 24th, 2010 07:54 pm (UTC)
hotcakes, i like it.
Apr. 26th, 2010 02:02 am (UTC)
you need to either take pics of your life or document it in crayon drawings....
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