I'd win something. And if not I'd be all, "The price is wrong, bitch."
And I wouldn't rely on the fucking audience. Contestants are always looking paralyzed with stupidity, staring into the audience for help. Afterwhich, they get the answer wrong. What the fuck is up with that? That's informative conformity at it's worst. Get a grip, people.
I need to go on there and win me a car and a vacation. Yes I do.