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All That You Can't Leave Behind.

Met up with I'm Onto You, You Lesbian for lunch this afternoon. After calling me a lesbian for a few minutes and congratulating me on wearing pants that covered my underwear, he informed me that the general consensus amongst the men at my ex-building is that my "sweet ass" was much beloved and sorely missed. I asked him to clarify whether he was literally talking about my ass or not, and he replied that yes, he was speaking of my actual ass. He performed an accompanying sweeping of his hands to illustrate the majesty of it (my ass). A couple of names were named in exchange for the promise that I "quit moping around."

I can only hope Architect was also in on this conversation. I'd email him to ask, but don't want to make an ass of myself. Hyuck hyuck.

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velouria
Dec. 28th, 2010 12:57 am (UTC)
*engineer.
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velouria
Dec. 28th, 2010 02:35 am (UTC)
ask my ass.
ba_doinger
Dec. 28th, 2010 03:37 am (UTC)
I love that guy...he's so inappropriate, but you know he *hearts* you a lot. lol "Sweet Ass" should be your cop show nickname...
velouria
Dec. 29th, 2010 01:02 am (UTC)
so we have his catchphrase and my nickname. now we need his nickname and my catchphrase.
hatchelt
Dec. 28th, 2010 05:11 pm (UTC)
Last night, I had a dream in which we met, decided to be together forever and then had amazing sex. As dreams go, I'd give it a solid 9.8
velouria
Dec. 29th, 2010 01:00 am (UTC)
good to know the faggy metaphysical books on astral projection i read are paying off.
hatchelt
Dec. 29th, 2010 08:55 am (UTC)
The odd zombie dream wouldn't go a miss
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velouria
Dec. 31st, 2010 07:23 pm (UTC)
"inappropriate dude" has at least 4 too many syllables.
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