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A Different Kind of Sunday Morning.

This weekend was pretty epic for me. Saturday I participated in a class to become certified at literacy tutoring. I'm not sure I should have been certified considering I spent at least 4 of the 8 hours nodding in and out of consciousness, but I was certified nevertheless. Pretty soon here, I begin the arduous task of teaching adults how to read and write. Scary, huh? "This week, we cover penning snarky entries in our Livejournals, asinine dating profiles on OkCupid, and suicide notes. Please follow closely."

After that, I stumbled back out into the daylight and went on a wee bike ride with the boyfriend. I have cuted up my red bike with a wicker basket and a ladybug bell. Ding ding. I didn't get a cruiser, because he told me that was retarded. After a few miles on the bike trail, I was glad I'd listened to him. He's good for pointing out what's retarded and what's not, this boy.

Today I woke up and did hoola hooping on a Wii Fit after completing an adorable Wii Me. Wii Me wears only pink and has more eye makeup on than any other Wii Me or whore I've ever seen in my life. Sweet.

Then we went on yet another bike ride in the opposite direction. While I'm not quite on the level of the people in tight shorty shorts with aerodynamic helmets who roar up behind me and yell, "ON YOUR LEFT" (Personally, I'd just ring the ladybug if I were capable of coming anywhere near anyone in speed), I think I'm doing quite well.

And, ahem.

I have not lost my edge.

Comments

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hatchelt
Apr. 11th, 2011 06:23 am (UTC)
Wicker baskets? WII Fit?! I feel sick. Who should I complain to about this?
velouria
Apr. 11th, 2011 11:45 pm (UTC)
The makers of Abilify, I guess.
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velouria
Apr. 11th, 2011 11:45 pm (UTC)
It is pretty cute.
enolittle
Apr. 11th, 2011 06:22 pm (UTC)
I was riding my bike on the American River trail and a tighty shorty shorts guy, with his incredibily quiet bike yelled "on your left". It scared the crap out of me and I almost ran right into him and his four friends. Ladybug bells are much nicer.
velouria
Apr. 11th, 2011 11:44 pm (UTC)
Oh yes, I almost had several me vs. shorty shorts wipeouts. What part of the trail do you ride? Maybe I'll pass you and not scream at you.
enolittle
Apr. 12th, 2011 07:14 am (UTC)
We got on the trail at Sunrise and rode towards Sacramento, about 8 miles and back. It turned out to be a one time thing, though.
velouria
Apr. 12th, 2011 01:45 pm (UTC)
Dang. We went from Sac State to like, Cal Expo. I'll have to build up to 8 miles.
ba_doinger
Apr. 20th, 2011 05:49 pm (UTC)
Wow, i need to catch up on what's going on in the world of LJ!
velouria
Apr. 23rd, 2011 09:09 pm (UTC)
Get writing, Corky.
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