Velouria (velouria) wrote,
Velouria
velouria

True Story.

I used to do this on MySpace, but you know what's become of MySpace, so we'll do it here. Pull up a chair.

To: Velouria

Message: I like piña coladas,by Robbie dupree nice.Ill tell you what if you have a hangover you stole remedy but it's Coke a cola and Bayer aspirin ,you will feel good in less than 20 minutes.Anyway I could understand you,but it would take time.You left out snicker ice cream bars.I didn't spell coladas right.Hope to hear from you your pretty funny.


I can't be with someone who can't spell coladas right.

To: Velouria

Message: you are my dream and nightmare


You are my LiveJournal entry.

To: Velouria

Message: Hi I'm Ben, you really have a cute smile, but I have to ask if the fangs are props or implants?


Implants.

To: Velouria

Message: Hi, You seem like a very fun and interesting person... Very cute too!
I would like to invite you out for a day of boating on the river! There is a beautiful part of river near where the feather river splits off from the sacramento river. It is warm, clean, smooth water and the shore is lush with trees and vegetation and has real sand beaches! Most people never get a chance to see this area. How does that sound on a hot day? ;)
Sincerely,
Brad


Delightful and delovely.

To: Velouria

Message: I love your lace gloves ;) Would you like to learn how to waterski?
Brad


Meet you where the feather river splits off from the Sacramento River in my lace gloves at noon.

To: Velouria

Message: wow what a fun complex women you are lol. how was your weekend


Fun, yet complex.

To: Velouria

Message: A hundred thousand salutations...Midnight draws near and I have no companion for treks on moors nor dunes, no one to watch film beside, a friend, a muse... whatever you would like. You are seeing someone, i would settle for friendship, but i had to say hello. Good evening


A hundred thousand no's.

To: Velouria

Message: Cool message me when you are free so that we can spend a night happily


You make me want to sew up my vagina.

To: Velouria

Message: Yur foxy, What's you're name
Chairs, John


Ottoman, Colleen.

To: Velouria

Message: So after reading though your profile, I just wanted to ask if you would ever be more then friends with a couple?


Sew. Up. Vagina.

To: Velouria

Message: Lips eyes it's all working

I'll tell you what's not.

To: Velouria

Message: My Lady: Perhaps the odds are not in my favor, but I have couple of reasons for why you may want to consider a tall, dark Middle Eastern :) I'm Ozy and pleasure is all mine.


Because there was debate over whos the pleasure was.

To: Velouria

Message: Hey beautiful I'm I'm town lets have some fun ; )


Meet you where the feather river splits off from the Sacramento River at noon.

To: Velouria

Message: Hellooooo good morning ? How are you doing so far??


Let me have my mocha and get back to you.

To: Velouria

Message:  Dam your hot we should get to no each other what you say sugar.Im Jeremiah from Rancho Cordova you seem like a cool person lets talk


You may note hale from anywhere beginning or ending in Rancho.

To: Velouria

Message: Ugh....


Well fuck you too, buddy.

To: Velouria

Message: hello u r a very interesting person how about a movie or coffee or dinner


All 3 or nothing.

To: Velouria

Message: What a smile..very sensual..are you or can you be submissive? open to older guys? Id love to enjoy the city with you, wine tasting or?'


Meet you where the feather river splits off from the Sacramento River at noon.

To: Velouria

Message: im pretty sure your just a really cute girl who really likes soft pillows and kittens. i bet i could handle getting to know you. DFMO


Kittens for pillows even. D..F..M..what?

To: Velouria

Message: you're funny. are you fun?


Not at all.

To: Velouria

Message: You don't scare me! Deep down your just a girl who wants to be loved by a man...or a woman...or a vampire.


Aint that the truth?

Til next time.

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