I used to do this on MySpace, but you know what's become of MySpace, so we'll do it here. Pull up a chair.
To: Velouria
Message: I like piña coladas,by Robbie dupree nice.Ill tell you what if you have a hangover you stole remedy but it's Coke a cola and Bayer aspirin ,you will feel good in less than 20 minutes.Anyway I could understand you,but it would take time.You left out snicker ice cream bars.I didn't spell coladas right.Hope to hear from you your pretty funny.
I can't be with someone who can't spell coladas right.
To: Velouria
Message: you are my dream and nightmare
You are my LiveJournal entry.
To: Velouria
Message: Hi I'm Ben, you really have a cute smile, but I have to ask if the fangs are props or implants?
Implants.
To: Velouria
Message: Hi, You seem like a very fun and interesting person... Very cute too!
I would like to invite you out for a day of boating on the river! There is a beautiful part of river near where the feather river splits off from the sacramento river. It is warm, clean, smooth water and the shore is lush with trees and vegetation and has real sand beaches! Most people never get a chance to see this area. How does that sound on a hot day? ;)
Sincerely,
Brad
Delightful and delovely.
To: Velouria
Message: I love your lace gloves ;) Would you like to learn how to waterski?
Brad
Meet you where the feather river splits off from the Sacramento River in my lace gloves at noon.
To: Velouria
Message: wow what a fun complex women you are lol. how was your weekend
Fun, yet complex.
To: Velouria
Message: A hundred thousand salutations...Midnight draws near and I have no companion for treks on moors nor dunes, no one to watch film beside, a friend, a muse... whatever you would like. You are seeing someone, i would settle for friendship, but i had to say hello. Good evening
A hundred thousand no's.
To: Velouria
Message: Cool message me when you are free so that we can spend a night happily
You make me want to sew up my vagina.
To: Velouria
Message: Yur foxy, What's you're name
Chairs, John
Ottoman, Colleen.
To: Velouria
Message: So after reading though your profile, I just wanted to ask if you would ever be more then friends with a couple?
Sew. Up. Vagina.
To: Velouria
Message: Lips eyes it's all working
I'll tell you what's not.
To: Velouria
Message: My Lady: Perhaps the odds are not in my favor, but I have couple of reasons for why you may want to consider a tall, dark Middle Eastern :) I'm Ozy and pleasure is all mine.
Because there was debate over whos the pleasure was.
To: Velouria
Message: Hey beautiful I'm I'm town lets have some fun ; )
Meet you where the feather river splits off from the Sacramento River at noon.
To: Velouria
Message: Hellooooo good morning ? How are you doing so far??
Let me have my mocha and get back to you.
To: Velouria
Message: Dam your hot we should get to no each other what you say sugar.Im Jeremiah from Rancho Cordova you seem like a cool person lets talk
You may note hale from anywhere beginning or ending in Rancho.
To: Velouria
Message: Ugh....
Well fuck you too, buddy.
To: Velouria
Message: hello u r a very interesting person how about a movie or coffee or dinner
All 3 or nothing.
To: Velouria
Message: What a smile..very sensual..are you or can you be submissive? open to older guys? Id love to enjoy the city with you, wine tasting or?'
Meet you where the feather river splits off from the Sacramento River at noon.
To: Velouria
Message: im pretty sure your just a really cute girl who really likes soft pillows and kittens. i bet i could handle getting to know you. DFMO
Kittens for pillows even. D..F..M..what?
To: Velouria
Message: you're funny. are you fun?
Not at all.
To: Velouria
Message: You don't scare me! Deep down your just a girl who wants to be loved by a man...or a woman...or a vampire.
Aint that the truth?
Til next time.