However, his response to my plea for his help with webdesigning was to install Dreamweaver on my laptop and tell me to have at it. I usually come home with a puking headache after work each day (due in part to the abysmal lighting situation) so it's been an uphill battle. It looks a bit like my Dandy Warhols fanpage made in Geocities in 1998 did, which is not ideal.
If you'd like to help me, I'll repay you by dressing in a scantily clad manner on cam or something. If anyone still wants to see that shit.