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Goody Two-Shoes.

Here's what I've done sober:

- Experience every evening, in full, ever.
- Party
- Goth Club
- Comedy Club

Here's the pros:

- Not puking in my bed
- Not waking up with contact lenses and fake bangs stuck to the side of my face
- Not dying of Cirrhosis

The cons:
outdoors 2013

A comedian at the show singled me out last night in San Francisco to ask me why I looked like he was going to rape me. A slight percentage was due to his constant jism jokes, true, but the real reason is because I was drinking Sprite and cherry syrup. Not to mention that my boyfriend's ex-girlfriend was there and I am only slightly less fat than she at the moment.

Sigh.

Comments

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velouria
Jun. 22nd, 2013 09:00 pm (UTC)
DICK.
ba_doinger
Jun. 4th, 2013 03:39 am (UTC)
That didn't sound like a good joke...FAIL
velouria
Jun. 22nd, 2013 09:00 pm (UTC)
FAIL.
phantomplanet
Jun. 17th, 2013 05:03 am (UTC)
Holy shit, you still update.
velouria
Jun. 22nd, 2013 09:00 pm (UTC)
I do. I also post it on my site, missanthropy.net if you are so inclined to read it there.
(Anonymous)
Aug. 22nd, 2013 06:18 pm (UTC)
You are way hotter than your boyfriend's ex-girlfriend ever was.
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