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Crap is their operative

I don't know what kind of Velouria I'd be if I didn't expose you to new Pixies, which I love, so here:


I need it, man. I play it in my car (which is looking more and more like someone lives in it) on the way to work from the house I live in with my ex-boyfriend which is not renting. It's not even showing anymore.

One sordid night several weeks back, I left my lilac loveseat sleeper weeping and asked him to hold me. He tossed his laptop all asunder whilst shouting, "Absolutely!" So all snotty and shaking, I proceeded to the bedroom and crawled on the bed where I felt his arms slide around me. You can probably guess where that went. So for the next few weeks we struggled back and forth with trying to balance a failed relationship with sleeping together until he threw his A&W root beer mug into the mirrored closet doors in the master bedroom. They shattered instantly. I followed him into the backyard, sobbing in disbelief that he'd broken the mirrors before holing myself back up in my home office where I remain to this day.

Does anyone want to adopt me? I'm 32 years old, but I've been told I look a lot younger.


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Sep. 17th, 2013 02:43 am (UTC)
Why did he throw his A&W mug at the mirror?! Lifetimes ago, my ex threw her Mcdonalds and stepped on my McRib and my drink. It was a bad night. :(

Edited at 2013-09-17 02:44 am (UTC)
Sep. 17th, 2013 03:12 am (UTC)
The same problems we had in our relationship were surfacing in our non-relationship relationship until that happened. Dude, McRibs are limited time only. No bueno.
(no subject) - ba_doinger - Sep. 17th, 2013 04:42 pm (UTC) - Expand
Sep. 17th, 2013 06:50 pm (UTC)
He threw his A&W mug at the mirror because... there's no real good reason.

Truth be told, the goal was to drink the water in the mug until he was told that the reason for this particular fight was, in fact, because he was *thinking* things that he really wasn't thinking, and no matter what he said, he must be thinking those things.

I'm sorry for that. I can't apologize enough for breaking the mirrors (which I promptly replaced) and the whole emotional outburst. It's not fair though. How can I be held accountable for feelings that I'm not even having?
Sep. 26th, 2013 05:12 am (UTC)
How's this adoption thing work? I send like a dollar a day so you can eat in Africa or something?
Sep. 28th, 2013 06:37 am (UTC)
No, you take me into your home and feed me.
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