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Today in Philosophy, he proved that God exists. I started to write it down, but it was getting to be very long. I just didn't have the energy to move the pen that much.
What else. I was talking to my friend like person. He has the same car as me, a couple years older. I asked him if he ever had problems with it. "No. I take care of my car."
"You take care of your car?"
"I get the oil changed every three months."
Jackass. That is not what I'm talking about jackass. I think we should trade cars, jackass. You can take care of mine. Jackass.
Why do I talk to people?


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Oct. 25th, 2001 10:14 am (UTC)
Your teacher proved god exists?
Intresting he thinks he can do that. I'm sure in a few days he'll be the most famous man on earth.
Oct. 25th, 2001 01:16 pm (UTC)
I know, huh! Maybe the media will visit class, and I will be on the evening news. You'll be able to pick me out because I will be the only one sleeping while God's existance is being proven.
Oct. 25th, 2001 01:28 pm (UTC)
I'll just look for the gothiest looking person in the crowd.
Oct. 25th, 2001 01:42 pm (UTC)
I have horns.
Oct. 25th, 2001 06:06 pm (UTC)
And black everything.

PS watch survivor.
Oct. 25th, 2001 11:49 am (UTC)
That guy sounds like a real jackass. You should paint your car the same color as his and then park it where his car is and put your stuff in his car and his stuff in yours and then take his car home and he'll never know.
Oct. 25th, 2001 01:14 pm (UTC)
I would, cept the way I see it, everything that could possibly go wrong has already gone wrong on mine. So if I did that, he'd be driving it around everywhere. And when I asked him how it was, he'd say "Fantaaastic. I get the oil changed every three months."
Oct. 25th, 2001 03:31 pm (UTC)
lol. That will work too I suppose.
Oct. 25th, 2001 10:05 pm (UTC)
i think you talk to people because you like to call them jackasses..
Oct. 25th, 2001 11:07 pm (UTC)
Damn...I think you're right.
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