Do you think the same was true of Robin's father on Growing Pains, and also, do you think that I could get away with this excuse? No one's ever given me Valium, though. Not even when I had kidney stones. I need to get to Robin Thicke status in this world. I need a good excuse for why I didn't enter the recycled content percentage into my purchase orders other than that it takes all Goddamn day.
I'm sorry, boss, I was high out of my mind on Valium. I'm sorry Officer that I use the carpool onramp every day to speed past the line of dumbasses in the metered lane, I was high out of my mind on Valium. I guess that one could get my car impounded and myself thrown in the "drunk tank" as my father calls it.
Anyway, I mention all this because I added the song to my Halloween party playlist that I now can't seem to get on my iPizzle. I HATE ITUNES. It's about as intuitive as Microsoft Excel. I have one day to figure it out.