Also not happy with my washer having crapped out. Except I'm not sure it crapped out, I think it's just being an asspain. I stopped it mid-cycle to retrieve something in a desperate state, and it began flashing at me like it was possessed by Zuul and stopped filling with water altogether. I gave it a pep talk and just now unplugged it and plugged it back in, and nothing. Shit.
No word on the job at the prison, so I guess that's not happening. What a waste of Gap pants and a lesbian blazer. I better have another opportunity to wear that shit soon. I did get an inquiry down in the valley which is where I plan on ending up eventually, so I'll turn that in. That's one of what appears to be a total of five jobs in the entire area, so not sure why they'd extend me the offer up here, but hey whatever. I will horn in on your job market with my fancy analyst skillz.