The only other people I'm in contact with here are the Skank, Daddy Love Bucket, and my other jackass friends who are in contact with me elsewhere.
So I'll keep reading your journals, because I like you Skanks and Daddy Love Buckets.
But I'm not gonna write much in this because like, there is no Matt.
Don't worry though. He'll be done soon enough and he will be an even better person.
He's becoming a better person so that he may marry and reproduce with me. Cool, no?