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Dec. 17th, 2001

The Uk Trivia Quiz room is full. So I'm fucked. What ever will I do without my America Online chatrooms to entertain me. My nails are getting too long to type sufficiently fast enough to win anyway. Oh, blast.

My father is watching Ally Mcbeal not twenty feet away from me. When she is not bemoaning her pitiful existance, she delights with various song and dance debacles. Fortunately I do not so much witness these spontaneous episodes of art as I experience them aurally. Still this is enough to make one want to kill herself.

When I am not wanting to end my own life Monday nights at 9:00 pm pacific standard time, I am wanting to bludgeon customers to death. Lately I've had fantasies of literally sitting atop their chests, pinning them down with my knees, and beating them to a fucking bloody pulp with a broken bottle of Gordon's Vodka and a bag of ice.

Merry Christmas.

Comments

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vel0uria
Dec. 17th, 2001 10:15 pm (UTC)
Well if you do plan on doing that....just make sure you get it on tape. I want to see the vicious Colleen in action. =)
velouria
Dec. 17th, 2001 10:18 pm (UTC)
Aye. Taken care of. Security cameras everywhere.
arellia
Dec. 18th, 2001 06:01 pm (UTC)
*hugs*
velouria
Dec. 18th, 2001 08:54 pm (UTC)
I don't handle human contact very well, but thank you dear skank.
arellia
Dec. 18th, 2001 11:57 pm (UTC)
:)
velouria
Dec. 19th, 2001 12:00 am (UTC)
...
vel0uria
Dec. 19th, 2001 05:53 pm (UTC)
Yea, she only handles MALE human contact well. =P
arellia
Dec. 19th, 2001 09:38 pm (UTC)
i knew she was a slut.
velouria
Dec. 19th, 2001 10:08 pm (UTC)
I do not! Maybe a little. I get along better with males though. They're easier to talk to.
crazylacey1616
Dec. 19th, 2001 08:03 am (UTC)
Merry Christmas
velouria
Dec. 19th, 2001 11:29 am (UTC)
I like people of random nature.
crazylacey1616
Dec. 29th, 2001 02:10 pm (UTC)
Re:
Merry christmas... happy new year
velouria
Dec. 29th, 2001 11:37 pm (UTC)
Oh you again. You're so enchanting! Do keep it up.
crazylacey1616
Dec. 31st, 2001 08:47 pm (UTC)
Re:
Huh?
Enchanting?
I thought tinkerbell was only enchanting.

watching MTV.

HAVENT been online because school isnt going during the holidays
velouria
Jan. 1st, 2002 11:43 pm (UTC)
Fuck, I thought you were Tinkerbell?
crazylacey1616
Jan. 3rd, 2002 07:14 am (UTC)
Re:
Oh.
Sorry.

He he he
velouria
Jan. 3rd, 2002 10:17 pm (UTC)
I suppose you're enchanting in your own right.
crazylacey1616
Jan. 4th, 2002 08:37 am (UTC)
Re:
Well how was your day! I feel all happy and rejuvinated I think it is because I am on a hyper not enough caffeine spell.

What are you doing this weekend?

I think I might go to the bar and dance with my brother.. since I want to see that guy from oregon anywayze and see if he is nuts, or worth liking.

see ya later

lacey
velouria
Jan. 4th, 2002 12:34 pm (UTC)
I'm confused.
Are you someone I know? Or are you just someone the health department sent out to cheer me up?
arellia
Jan. 4th, 2002 08:38 pm (UTC)
AHAHAHA SHE APOLOGIZED!!!
velouria
Jan. 4th, 2002 09:48 pm (UTC)
MWAHAHAHAHA STUPID SLUT!
crazylacey1616
Jan. 5th, 2002 12:03 pm (UTC)
Re:
WHAT? This is lacey.. i have been talking to you for like a while now...
gee wiz, i guess if you cant remember me then ill stop writting.

lacey
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