?

Log in

No account? Create an account

Previous Entry | Next Entry

Feb. 1st, 2002

I was standing around in a comic book store with my brother cause like, we're losers and we have nothing better to do on a Friday night. And I saw you, Skank. On a comic book. Witchblade it was. I was all:
"GASP! ARELLIA!" outloud. Then I flipped through it. You are quite the badass.
This guy that looked like Elvis had asked me for my number yesterday in the drugstore. But no one would get off the fecking computer. So I just gave up and went to the comic store where I saw Kenny, who my brother never told me about. Kenny's cute. I was all hey, Kenny. Winkity wink.
But he was engrossed in his trading cards like so many an art fag. YOU RUINED MY LIFE, ART FAG EX-BOYFRIEND.
Ahem.
I forgot what I was talking about.
Hi Core!

Comments

( 20 comments — Leave a comment )
arellia
Feb. 2nd, 2002 03:06 am (UTC)
Yay you saw me. I've been waiting so long for someone to figure that shit out.

Why didn't you shove a pack of cards down his throat?
That would of taught his stupid ass.

velouria
Feb. 2nd, 2002 02:49 pm (UTC)
Taught him to what? I was only trying to get him to look at me. I didn't want to kill him.
arellia
Feb. 2nd, 2002 04:47 pm (UTC)
Well after you put fear into him..he would look at you as long as you wanted..ahaha.
z300bps
Feb. 2nd, 2002 10:34 pm (UTC)
Eviiiiil Sluuuut.
velouria
Feb. 3rd, 2002 01:23 pm (UTC)
You'd better be talking to your slutty girlfriend.
ruxpin_exe
Feb. 3rd, 2002 06:45 pm (UTC)
Your new picture looks good. =\
velouria
Feb. 3rd, 2002 11:23 pm (UTC)
this one?
Why thank you, Canadian Asshole! Anything else?
ruxpin_exe
Feb. 4th, 2002 09:12 am (UTC)
Re: this one?
Just that I was impressed that you stuck to your guns and didn't try and talk to me afterwards and "work things out".
velouria
Feb. 4th, 2002 08:54 pm (UTC)
Re: this one?
I figured it was the best way after you said you were sleeping with an "estimated six different people from three different countries."
(circa 2001, icq)
ruxpin_exe
Feb. 4th, 2002 08:59 pm (UTC)
Re: this one?
There is no such quote!
velouria
Feb. 4th, 2002 09:03 pm (UTC)
Re: this one?
Would I lie?
ruxpin_exe
Feb. 4th, 2002 09:10 pm (UTC)
Re: this one?
You might.
(Anonymous)
Feb. 5th, 2002 03:24 am (UTC)
HI VELOURIA
eroc
velouria
Feb. 5th, 2002 12:25 pm (UTC)
HELLO CORE.
Teehee.
e-roc.
like...j-lo.
Do you have a fine, fine ass?
(Anonymous)
Feb. 5th, 2002 01:21 pm (UTC)
Re: HELLO CORE.
Yes, I have a nice "onion" apparently.
velouria
Feb. 5th, 2002 09:57 pm (UTC)
Re: HELLO CORE.
Ooh la la.
(Anonymous)
Feb. 6th, 2002 01:51 pm (UTC)
Re: HELLO CORE.
However I don't resemble elvis !
velouria
Feb. 6th, 2002 09:53 pm (UTC)
That's a plus.
Yet you resemble some sort of little action figure doll with tattoos and military paraphernalia. His name escapes me...
(Anonymous)
Feb. 7th, 2002 02:06 am (UTC)
"Beach House Skipper" ?
velouria
Feb. 7th, 2002 01:11 pm (UTC)
Yes! Thank you.
( 20 comments — Leave a comment )