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#$@%^&.

The most exciting thing that's happened lately is Amber and I putting air in my tires. The thing hissed and spit air at a rapid pace out of the tires, and into my face. Amber screamed, causing me to trip over the cord. Currently there is less air than there was to begin with. I usually make former friend Nick do this, but recently he's been disagreeable due to me having "been his friend for six years and still not having sex with him".
Yeah, alright. I'm cutting my list of friends down to one person now.
I hate being sick. I can't drink out of the milk carton because it's morally wrong.
On a more upbeat note, here's a picture of Justin Timberlake cheating on Britney Spears with me:



We have never been happier.

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cherryghost
Mar. 23rd, 2002 12:07 pm (UTC)
Um... I thought you hate livejournal? On the cover of the new US Weekly it has a picture of Britney & Justin and it says "Britney & Justin: It's Over"
alexeiffel
Mar. 24th, 2002 02:17 am (UTC)
Well shit, I'd stop talking to you after 6 years of no sex too. Especially since you're obviously such a gothic slut, it's just an insult if you don't put out. =P
arellia
Mar. 24th, 2002 03:13 am (UTC)
To the Slut..I reveal my darkest secret.
I actually think Justin is cute when he has his afro and when his man arms show.
Or it could just be the upclose pics of him making his arms look bigger.
I usually assume pop boys are 5'4 and 100 pounds.
velouria
Mar. 24th, 2002 01:12 pm (UTC)
Only with Justin Timberlake.
ruxpin_exe
Mar. 30th, 2002 08:23 am (UTC)
YOU'RE CHEATING ON ME YOU HEARTLESS BITCH
velouria
Mar. 30th, 2002 10:35 pm (UTC)
I'm sorry dear. But when he looked at me and sang "Why don't you be my girlfriend," I melted.
ruxpin_exe
Mar. 31st, 2002 08:13 am (UTC)
Re:
I have guns now I can kill him with. =D
(Anonymous)
Apr. 11th, 2002 02:35 pm (UTC)
you are..
you are pretty. I like your LiveJournal, and The Pixies.
velouria
Apr. 15th, 2002 11:27 pm (UTC)
Re: you are..
thank you and such.
alexeiffel
Apr. 15th, 2002 11:35 pm (UTC)
Hi.
velouria
Apr. 15th, 2002 11:54 pm (UTC)
hi. you look angry, and bloody.
ambryo
Apr. 19th, 2002 12:37 am (UTC)
hahahahaha. thats funny
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