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I'm writing this to say, in a gentle way:

I remember someone telling me that when they saw me online, I reminded them of Vo5 haircare products. This amused me so, but I am too retarded to remember who it was. It was probably post 4 am, thus making me velerious. That somewhat makes up for it.

I just watched Valley Girl. What the hell. Who wants that girl? She treated everyone like shit. She doesn't deserve Nicholas Cage. She deserves the blonde guy in the striped shirt. I wish I had to make the decision between a retarded blonde guy in a striped shirt who loved me, and a young Nicholas Cage.

At this point, I have the gentleman who staggers into my work each night with a 40 of Miller complaining of the paint fumes he inhales all day at his place of employment, and a guy at Blockbuster who refers to me as Colette.

Looks like I will live my life as I will undoubtedly die: alone.

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ekrypt
Jul. 10th, 2002 05:12 am (UTC)
"I wish I had to make the decision between a retarded blonde guy in a striped shirt who loved me, and a young Nicholas Cage."


Who would you have chosen?
velouria
Jul. 10th, 2002 05:16 pm (UTC)
you
alexeiffel
Jul. 10th, 2002 06:41 am (UTC)
But that joke isn't funny anymore
It's too close to home, and it's too near the bone.
velouria
Jul. 10th, 2002 05:18 pm (UTC)
Re: But that joke isn't funny anymore
you know, you don't need to speak in def leppard lyrics, because you already speak in morrissey ones.
alexeiffel
Jul. 10th, 2002 10:19 pm (UTC)
Re: But that joke isn't funny anymore
You know you like it =P
brain_matter
Jul. 10th, 2002 10:38 am (UTC)
ditto. god fucking dam it.
velouria
Jul. 10th, 2002 05:21 pm (UTC)
domo arigoto, mr. roboto
I'm not a robot without emotions
I'm not what you see
I've come to help you with your problems, so we can be free
daddylovebucket
Jul. 10th, 2002 11:21 pm (UTC)
it was me, everytime I see you online, I think of Vo5. I am glad you remembered but saddened that you didn't remember it was me. I am glad I made you laugh.

Have a wonderful day.
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