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October 24th, 2014

Maybe I'm Out of my Mind

Lately I'm too busy at work to read Google Entertainment News, but when I wasn't, the last thing that caught my eye was that Robin Thicke's going around saying he was high out of his mind on Valium when Pharrel and him put together Blurred Lines in the studio and in subsequent interviews. Apparently to avoid plagairism lawsuit claiming they stole the beat from Marvin Gaye - is his father still around? I'd be scared.

Do you think the same was true of Robin's father on Growing Pains, and also, do you think that I could get away with this excuse? No one's ever given me Valium, though. Not even when I had kidney stones. I need to get to Robin Thicke status in this world. I need a good excuse for why I didn't enter the recycled content percentage into my purchase orders other than that it takes all Goddamn day.

I'm sorry, boss, I was high out of my mind on Valium. I'm sorry Officer that I use the carpool onramp every day to speed past the line of dumbasses in the metered lane, I was high out of my mind on Valium. I guess that one could get my car impounded and myself thrown in the "drunk tank" as my father calls it.

Anyway, I mention all this because I added the song to my Halloween party playlist that I now can't seem to get on my iPizzle. I HATE ITUNES. It's about as intuitive as Microsoft Excel. I have one day to figure it out.