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This evening an extremely tall man resembling Chris Webber comes into my line. I am gearing up to ask for his autograph when he asks me for an application. I am baffled for a second, and say..."Yuh...sure....okay," and go to get it. He then inquires as to whether or not he would be required to wear the green vest or not.
I am mulling this over for quite some time while he stands patiently. Well would Chris Webber be required to don the green vest? I come up with yes, yes you will have to wear the green vest. We make no exceptions. We then exchange laughter and farewells and Chris Webber goes off into the night.
Are things that bad in the NBA? Jeebus.

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phantomplanet
Oct. 9th, 2002 03:51 am (UTC)
I was going to ask you who the hell Chris Webber was but then the whole NBA remark at the end gave it away. So... why do you know so much about the NBA?
velouria
Oct. 9th, 2002 02:26 pm (UTC)
Cause he's the star player on the team here which is the sole form of entertainment and point of notability in the entire city.
alexeiffel
Oct. 9th, 2002 10:49 pm (UTC)
He was the Orlando Magic's #1 draft pick the year after Shaq, but we traded him for Anferny Hardaway.
phantomplanet
Oct. 10th, 2002 01:18 am (UTC)
Hrm. Ok. I still wouldn't know an NBA player if he hit me with a basketball. ::shrug::
ekrypt
Oct. 10th, 2002 02:18 am (UTC)
what? no he's not. you're the sole form of entertainment and point of notability in the entire city--at least for me. i don't care about chris webber. don't tell your dad i said that, though.
velouria
Oct. 24th, 2002 09:08 pm (UTC)
what a responsibilty. it's easier when it's up to chris webber to entertain the town.
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