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It's 3 am, I must be lonely.

A lady said, "Thanks for all your help with loading my things into my cart," as she loaded all her things into her cart and I waited on the incredibly huge line of people. I said, "You're welcome." She kept saying it.
I said, "No problem." Eventually I ran out of replies besides "die you fucking bitch," which just isn't company policy. So I kept quiet.

It's Christmas in retail. Actually, it has been since August. At least I can live off of the candy until January hits, and I then begin living off of Valentines day candy. After that, I starve. There's this whole lacking Groundhog/St Patrick's day period. For some reason, we don't celebrate groundhogs and leprechauns with candy. Beats me.

I have become alienated from my psuedo friends. The skank aquired some lesbian lover in in MY state and quit talking to me. Stacy did the same thing, I think. Matt's too afraid of his girlfriend to speak to me. And finally, I offended An-thay causing him to kill himself in his bathtub. (I assume).



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Nov. 15th, 2002 03:18 am (UTC)
My lesbians are in your state too. Although, one of them is not a lesbian, but she's still in your state. And I'm around, you just never IM me.
Nov. 15th, 2002 11:15 am (UTC)
You didn't kill me, you just scared me off the internet. I was like a cute little raccoon rummaging through your garbage making cute little noises until grumpy ol' Colleen came out with a broom and chased me away into my forest dwelling.
Nov. 16th, 2002 01:28 pm (UTC)
no you abandoned us for your stinky french man. *kicks you*
Nov. 17th, 2002 11:13 pm (UTC)
is that in reference to me?
Nov. 23rd, 2002 10:11 pm (UTC)
Yes, you must be destroyed.
Dec. 5th, 2002 05:59 am (UTC)
maybe. but unfortunately for joo, i am indestructible.
Dec. 6th, 2002 02:33 am (UTC)
damn that b.o. must be a power shield. maybe soap is your kryptonite. *plots and runs*

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