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An email that gets sent to me at least three times a day:

"Eat pizza and lose weight!"

These are my two least favorite things to do in the whole wide world. The thought of them occurring simultaneously sends chills down my spine. The only way they could make it worse would be something like:

"Eat pizza, lose weight, and do some public speaking while you're at it!"

This is probably foreshadowing of what's to come. I'm slated to end up on some reality show in the jungle doing just that for the promise of a million bucks.

And I aint just making silly observations. My three years in the same English class have taught me all about foreshadowing.

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phantomplanet
Feb. 21st, 2003 04:04 am (UTC)
Hey, it could be...

Eat pizza, lose weight, and do public speaking while stocking the shelves at work.

::shrug::
velouria
Feb. 21st, 2003 09:55 pm (UTC)
hehe. i already lose weight while i'm stocking, i'm sure.
alexeiffel
Feb. 21st, 2003 03:02 pm (UTC)
What's wrong with pizza?
velouria
Feb. 21st, 2003 10:41 pm (UTC)
i just don't like the stuff.
ekrypt
Feb. 21st, 2003 07:10 pm (UTC)
...at least the pizza isn't eating YOU!!!
velouria
Feb. 21st, 2003 10:53 pm (UTC)
"lose weight and get eaten by pizza!"

hm
(Anonymous)
Feb. 23rd, 2003 04:37 pm (UTC)
why don't you like pizza?
velouria
Feb. 24th, 2003 12:29 am (UTC)
who are you?
(Anonymous)
Feb. 24th, 2003 10:58 pm (UTC)
check the face
duh ;)
velouria
Mar. 11th, 2003 10:46 pm (UTC)
too much tomato. why dont i just eat cheese and bread elsewhere?
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