Velouria (velouria) wrote,

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Even when the sun is shining, I can't avoid the lightning.

An email that gets sent to me at least three times a day:

"Eat pizza and lose weight!"

These are my two least favorite things to do in the whole wide world. The thought of them occurring simultaneously sends chills down my spine. The only way they could make it worse would be something like:

"Eat pizza, lose weight, and do some public speaking while you're at it!"

This is probably foreshadowing of what's to come. I'm slated to end up on some reality show in the jungle doing just that for the promise of a million bucks.

And I aint just making silly observations. My three years in the same English class have taught me all about foreshadowing.
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