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Mar. 15th, 2003

Today a lady shouted, "Colleen! Our day is upon us!" so loudly and so out of nowhere that I fumbled with her unwieldy jug of wine and nearly dropped it on the scanner.
Our, huh? What?
Oh, right. Our day. Our day of Irish celebration that has NOTHING TO DO WITH ME WHATSOVER.
What kind of cruel joke is it to name a Scottish girl something Irish? Maybe I wouldn't be so insulted if I was just your run of the mill mutt. But I take offense each time someone bellows, "You must be Irish!" at me and then looks crushed when I tell them otherwise. Worse is when the look of utter disappointment transforms into that of scorn, as if I'm some sort of evil impostor parading around as an Irish person.
Well what gives you assholes the right to buy shamrock shaped napkins? Nothing!


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Mar. 15th, 2003 11:51 pm (UTC)
You're Me-ish? I thought you were an Eskimo???
Mar. 16th, 2003 12:55 am (UTC)
yes. ssh. i'm only parading around as an eskimoe.
Mar. 16th, 2003 01:47 am (UTC)
geez. i thought she was going to tell you that the world was going to end and that you were going to hell. especially if you dropped her wine.
Mar. 24th, 2003 11:58 pm (UTC)
no. but the next person in line did.
Mar. 24th, 2003 02:02 pm (UTC)
Your journal is good stuff. I've added you.
Mar. 24th, 2003 11:57 pm (UTC)
you fall into the category Creepy Men Who Go Around Adding Every Female He Finds Attractive.

you don't give a shit about what i have to say.
Mar. 25th, 2003 02:25 am (UTC)
Actually I added you because I thought the content of your journal was funny and full of cynicism, which I enjoy.
Mar. 25th, 2003 02:33 am (UTC)
okay. but i'll never have sex with you.
Mar. 25th, 2003 03:56 am (UTC)
I accept the terms of the agreement.
Mar. 25th, 2003 04:06 am (UTC)
hahaha. what about meeeeee colleen? i'm not creepy or male. haha. just kidding. i do lurve you though.
Mar. 26th, 2003 04:37 pm (UTC)
you always seemed to care about what i have to say though. so,
Mar. 26th, 2003 07:25 pm (UTC)
i DO care. :)
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