Velouria (velouria) wrote,
Velouria
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Serious medicine for severe dryness.

I left the lid off my Vaseline Advanced Healing lotion and managed to empty 23 semi fluid ounces of it on my ass and bed. Do you know what that looks like? Or feels like? At least I'm soft.
I found a blue button with a little symbol on it and "1981, Year of Disabled Persons International."
Now it all makes sense.
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