?

Log in

No account? Create an account

Previous Entry | Next Entry

Serious medicine for severe dryness.

I left the lid off my Vaseline Advanced Healing lotion and managed to empty 23 semi fluid ounces of it on my ass and bed. Do you know what that looks like? Or feels like? At least I'm soft.
I found a blue button with a little symbol on it and "1981, Year of Disabled Persons International."
Now it all makes sense.

Comments

( 8 comments — Leave a comment )
phantomplanet
Mar. 29th, 2003 06:09 pm (UTC)
hahahahahahahahahaha.

you poor thing.
ekrypt
Mar. 30th, 2003 12:05 am (UTC)
whhhhoa baby!~!!
velouria
Mar. 30th, 2003 02:46 pm (UTC)
i know. that button is pretty hot.
ekrypt
Mar. 31st, 2003 11:05 am (UTC)
not the button. you know what i mean.
velouria
Apr. 1st, 2003 02:39 am (UTC)
i dont like that little anger face. it's so abusive husbandy.
ekrypt
Apr. 1st, 2003 12:54 pm (UTC)
how's this:
sorry.

velouria
Apr. 1st, 2003 09:18 pm (UTC)
how bout this one:


ruxpin_exe
Apr. 3rd, 2003 10:59 pm (UTC)
ewwww
( 8 comments — Leave a comment )