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Pompous Asses and Circumstance.

My brother graduated this morning in the middle of the night (8 am). He made that Richard Nixon victory gesture as he walked. I photographed it.

My mother took the opportunity to loudly insult everyone sitting around us. Their crimes consisted of cheering too loudly, talking on their cell phones excessively, wearing obstructive straw hats, standing, and existing.

You can always tell the sluts of the graduating class. A plethora of guys and some of their fathers outfitted in backward baseball caps rise from all areas of the audience to howl, "WOOOOOOO! YEAHHHHHHHHHHHAHAHA."

I can't believe it's been 3 years since I graduated from that place. What do I have to show for it? Over 1,000,000 internet hours logged? Such a .

Comments

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ex_hypothezi980
Jun. 6th, 2003 03:22 am (UTC)
velouria
Jun. 6th, 2003 04:06 pm (UTC)
are they in the shape of the united states?
ekrypt
Jun. 6th, 2003 05:17 pm (UTC)
how would you know? you think californyaaaaaa (woohoo yay!) is the only state.
ruxpin_exe
Jun. 6th, 2003 05:10 am (UTC)
THIS POST WAS GENIUS THX
ekrypt
Jun. 6th, 2003 10:31 am (UTC)

THIS REPLY WAS GENIUS

ruxpin_exe
Jun. 6th, 2003 12:08 pm (UTC)
Re:
HI
ekrypt
Jun. 6th, 2003 05:18 pm (UTC)
HEY
ruxpin_exe
Jun. 6th, 2003 05:35 pm (UTC)
Re:
SUP!?
ekrypt
Jun. 7th, 2003 12:51 am (UTC)
CHILLIN, U?
ruxpin_exe
Jun. 7th, 2003 12:52 am (UTC)
Re:
I JUST GOT KILLED IN UO =[ =[ =[
ekrypt
Jun. 7th, 2003 12:56 am (UTC)
I'VE NEVER PLAYED
ruxpin_exe
Jun. 7th, 2003 08:19 am (UTC)
Re:
THAT SUX
(Anonymous)
Jun. 13th, 2003 01:53 am (UTC)
WHERE THE FUCK ARE THE SMILIES!
stfu

-skank :)

hey my brother graduate too. thought i'd share. PEACE
(Anonymous)
Jun. 13th, 2003 01:55 am (UTC)
Re: WHERE THE FUCK ARE THE SMILIES!
"graduated"

fucking son of a bitch peace of shit fucking typos

PEACE
AGAIN
velouria
Jun. 13th, 2003 02:18 am (UTC)
Re: WHERE THE FUCK ARE THE SMILIES!
DUDE I AM COMING OVER TO YOUR SIDE OF THE CONTINENT IN 5 DAYS!!!
at least i think it's your side. like, above your side. thank god. you can keep arkansas or wherever you live.
ps. smilie whereabouts are top secret.
(Anonymous)
Jun. 14th, 2003 02:56 am (UTC)
Re: WHERE THE FUCK ARE THE SMILIES!
Yay, i'm going to be in new york in 5 days. :D

----------------skank
velouria
Jun. 6th, 2003 04:08 pm (UTC)


hehe. calm down.
ekrypt
Jun. 6th, 2003 05:19 pm (UTC)
I AM CALM GOD DAMMIT. WHERE'S THE TYLENOL?
velouria
Jun. 13th, 2003 02:30 am (UTC)
I DON'T KNOW. BECAUSE IN THREE CLINICAL STUDIES, 94% OF PATIENTS NEEDED ONLY ONE DOSE OF EXTRA STRENGTH EXCEDRIN® TO RELIEVE TENSION-TYPE HEADACHE PAIN.
phantomplanet
Jun. 6th, 2003 06:55 am (UTC)
<3
velouria
Jun. 6th, 2003 04:13 pm (UTC)
phantomplanet
Jun. 6th, 2003 06:58 pm (UTC)
ah that's beyond cute. stop it.
(Anonymous)
Jun. 14th, 2003 02:58 am (UTC)
buffy is over. :(

---skank too.
phantomplanet
Jun. 14th, 2003 10:08 am (UTC)
i know... but i didn't like this season. haha. and there's always Angel.
(Anonymous)
Jun. 14th, 2003 10:38 pm (UTC)
Yea they should have given anya a better ending instead of that short bullshit.

Yes Angel! :D

www.buffyworld.com LOL
velouria
Jun. 15th, 2003 12:20 am (UTC)
alright. that's enough WB programming discussion in my journal.
phantomplanet
Jun. 15th, 2003 11:58 am (UTC)
YES! Anya was my favorite. *sob*

I love Angel. I'm going to mee Vincent (Connor) & Julie (Darla) this weekend.

::click::
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