Velouria (velouria) wrote,
Velouria
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Pompous Asses and Circumstance.

My brother graduated this morning in the middle of the night (8 am). He made that Richard Nixon victory gesture as he walked. I photographed it.

My mother took the opportunity to loudly insult everyone sitting around us. Their crimes consisted of cheering too loudly, talking on their cell phones excessively, wearing obstructive straw hats, standing, and existing.

You can always tell the sluts of the graduating class. A plethora of guys and some of their fathers outfitted in backward baseball caps rise from all areas of the audience to howl, "WOOOOOOO! YEAHHHHHHHHHHHAHAHA."

I can't believe it's been 3 years since I graduated from that place. What do I have to show for it? Over 1,000,000 internet hours logged? Such a .
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