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I finally got to play Vice City. I was doing okay. I guess. But Crockett's theme came on the radio unexpectedly. It evoked an emotional response in me and I veered off the road into some prostitutes and went rolling off my motorcycle which exploded in a giant fireball. The prostitutes then refused to have sex with me. So I punched them. For this I was arrested.

...

At this point I just put the controller down and cried uncontrollably.

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ex_hypothezi980
Oct. 19th, 2003 01:17 am (UTC)
YOU'VE DESECRATED VICE CITY
velouria
Oct. 23rd, 2003 12:50 am (UTC)
...i fell off my motor vehicle.
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velouria
Oct. 23rd, 2003 12:56 am (UTC)
my car was always on fire or in the process of becoming on fire. i guess that's not very attractive.
ruxpin_exe
Oct. 19th, 2003 06:55 am (UTC)
I give this post an A+
ex_novas
Oct. 19th, 2003 07:27 am (UTC)
So realistic. So... So proud!
velouria
Oct. 23rd, 2003 01:01 am (UTC)
who the crap are you and what are you talking about.
ex_novas
Oct. 23rd, 2003 09:50 am (UTC)
Friend of Ruxpin's. Saw a link to your journal from his. Checked it out. And I was talking about your reaction to the game.
velouria
Oct. 23rd, 2003 11:17 pm (UTC)
oh. sorry.
ex_novas
Oct. 24th, 2003 06:31 am (UTC)
Quite alright.
asonewegrow
Oct. 19th, 2003 08:40 am (UTC)
That's my gimmick!
velouria
Oct. 23rd, 2003 01:04 am (UTC)
this is my journal.
velouria
Oct. 23rd, 2003 12:57 am (UTC)
and i give this comment an F-
ruxpin_exe
Oct. 24th, 2003 06:10 pm (UTC)
=|
agenesis
Oct. 19th, 2003 09:36 am (UTC)
shastasheen
velouria
Oct. 23rd, 2003 01:11 am (UTC)
yuh!

fagorz
Oct. 19th, 2003 09:43 am (UTC)
definitely japan 4
velouria
Oct. 23rd, 2003 01:12 am (UTC)
WHAT IN THE HELL ARE YOU SPEAKING OF.
fagorz
Oct. 24th, 2003 09:49 am (UTC)
lol japan 4
for7676
Oct. 19th, 2003 12:24 pm (UTC)
Awww. Don't cry, those hookers deserved to be punched, they wouldn't have sex with you.

In all honesty, you should have taken a baseball bat to them.
for7676
Oct. 19th, 2003 12:28 pm (UTC)
And I've read a bunch of your posts, you are awesome. For this I am friending you
velouria
Oct. 23rd, 2003 01:15 am (UTC)
i had a gun originally that i was shooting random people with, but it was stripped from me at some point. so i just resorted to beating them with my fists of fury.

also, yes i am awesome.
for7676
Oct. 24th, 2003 03:00 am (UTC)
Random beatings add to your awesomeness!

Hooray!

*smack* ;)
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