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Dye Job Abortion

I tried dying my hair to a darker brown. Now there's patches of black on the bottom and the same old brown on the top. What the fuck. I don't know whether to blame this on my incompetence or Revlon. Nowhere on the box did it mention turning parts of my hair black and not affecting other parts. Plus the stuff reeked and burned my head. Thanks.

I knew this would happen, but I did it anyway. It was an "I have nothing else to live for, why not?" sort of moment. The only risk involved is in the event that I died and was not mangled so badly that someone saw fit to have an open casket funeral for me. Attendees would be standing over my coffin frowning about the two discordant tones in my hair.

I'm going to shave my head to eliminate further woe, and while I am at it I hope to accidentally sheer my entire head off with the effect of eliminating the hassles associated with being alive.


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Nov. 14th, 2003 03:57 am (UTC)
oh my
Nov. 14th, 2003 04:01 pm (UTC)
i'm revlonely
That sounds like a experience.

time to go
Nov. 14th, 2003 11:22 pm (UTC)
revlonely. i like that. but what is the second smiler doing.
Nov. 15th, 2003 12:12 am (UTC)
oh that makes me think of when i had my mom try to do blonde streaks for me and i looked like a leopard for a week until i could get a hair appointment. *sob* people tried to tell me it looked good too. wtf. :/
Nov. 16th, 2003 01:07 am (UTC)
i wouldn't let my mom touch my hair. she fashioned a sort of bowl-cut mullety thing for me for the first 10 years of my life.
Nov. 16th, 2003 10:06 pm (UTC)
ew :/
Nov. 15th, 2003 08:03 am (UTC)
Are you sure it's messed up? I can't find any patches in your icons.

I dyed my hair blonde once. I don't know what color it ended up being, but I'm pretty sure it wasn't blonde so I feel ya.
Nov. 16th, 2003 01:11 am (UTC)
my icons are old skool. you won't see any dye job abortions in them.
i think you trying to go from black to blonde is similar to me trying to go from already dark brown to dark brown.
i get black, and you get orange.
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