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I saw my old driver's ed teacher today and informed him that I was thee worst driver in all of America (ex. driving backwards on the freeway) and that I blamed him. He said that wasn't fair. Who do I blame then? I blame the fact that my brother is the second worst driver in the world on my having taught him to drive. But what of me? I suppose this is just another instance of me having to take responsibility for my life and aspects of it sucking royally.

I went to my orientation at the university and almost didn't hate life. There were so many trees changing colour. So many squirrels in the so many trees changing colours. So, so many Asians. By the end of the day my hair was sticking up all over the place and I'd rubbed most of my makeup off my face in my yawning processes. The psych advisor went on and on and on about how to get our PhDs. Bottom line: not there. Where? Harvard. Okay. Thanks dude. That's my priority right now, yeah. He's making me feel stupid already. That's not fair. I haven't even started yet.

Back to hating life: I refuse to go see anymore movies if I have to sit through another preview of that Tom Cruise movie. It seems to me I have been forced to view it since at least the mid nineties. So you're the last samurai. Good for you. You look more like a white, cocky asshole in a robe to me. Please, please release that movie and then send it straight to Blockbuster.


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Nov. 21st, 2003 12:15 am (UTC)
I am convinced you are the greatest writer on the face of this earth.
Nov. 21st, 2003 12:20 am (UTC)
I think that's because my competition on your friends list consists of illiterate prostitutes who communicate in naked photos of themselves.

but nevertheless:

thank you.
Nov. 21st, 2003 12:21 am (UTC)
..................... bitch
(it's true)
Nov. 21st, 2003 03:36 am (UTC)
Nov. 21st, 2003 06:34 pm (UTC)
Nov. 21st, 2003 09:43 pm (UTC)
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Nov. 21st, 2003 06:31 pm (UTC)
Well yeah, I know. But Harvard? Did I have Genius McFilthyRich printed on my nametag or something?
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