White light, white heat, white trash.

I got some of that teeth whitening stuffs. My line of thinking was something like: if my teeth are going to be so "unique", they could at least be white. But it tastes like Clorox. Or what I assume Clorox tastes like. Why don't I just spray some shower cleaner in my mouth.

So I've had my mouth open for the past hour to avoid the any taste bud/Clorox union. It's not working. I suppose I'm going to vomit at any moment now. Guess I'll go hover over an available receptacle.

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White light, white heat, white trash.

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