There is this dirty, rugged, Brad Pitt-in-Fight-Club looking guy who has always been flirty with me at work. Now I know he is not my type. He does not look scrawny, pale, or knowledgeable about Daryl Hall and John Oates in the least. He buys cigarettes everyday. He carries a skateboard around. But I think that's what makes me more inclined to do this. I won't get emotionally involved. I might even dump HIS ass. Yeah. In your face, male gender. I WILL BREAK HIS MALE HEART.