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*** You are in dead baby jokes***

I rediscovered UK trivia quiz. It has been changed to "Pub Quiz" and was only displayed for AOLUK patrons. Does that acronym make any sense? America Online United Kingdom? Here's a corresponding acronym: WTF. Anyway, I entered the room and saw the same exact people I hadn't seen in three years. It was spooky.

I also entered a room entitled "dead baby jokes" to see if it was my estranged ex-thing who had started it. He loved dead babies, I explained. The man who turned out not to be him asked me what was wrong with me that I was attracted to such a man. This was a good question. I don't know. But I left the room quickly before I could get too attached to anyone else with an interest in dead babies and cause myself further woes of the heart.

I just looked at every single person on my friends list so as to acquire his or her aim name. I then "added budday" and then stared blankly at the budday list for a few seconds to see if they'd emerge from the graveyard of offline buddays. Nothing. I was going to say "hello" I guess and see how they would reply. They must find me to be of some sort of interest if they have befriended me, and therefor could possibly have a slight desire to banter pointlessly with me, yes?

Probably not. I need to spend less time staring at this idiot box and more time looking for a decent job stripping filing or answering phones somewhere.

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ruxpin_exe
May. 3rd, 2004 03:50 pm (UTC)
I have a giant .txt of dead baby jokes, they're great =\
velouria
May. 3rd, 2004 04:06 pm (UTC)
what is wrong with me?
for7676
May. 3rd, 2004 05:53 pm (UTC)
Nothing that I can see.

I actually think that dead baby jokes are pretty damned good (if you haven't heard them a dozen times). They take a certain maturity to be able to tell and listen to without wanting to smack or be smacked.

IRL, dead babies are nothing to laugh about, but quite simply, they are just jokes. Once you get past that, they are marvelous jokes.

The same goes for anything else of the tasteless variety. If you can get past the taboo and stigma, you get a pretty good laugh
velouria
May. 5th, 2004 07:06 am (UTC)
I still think there's something wrong with me.
for7676
May. 5th, 2004 07:29 am (UTC)
Then if that's the case, I should be committed, because I find dead baby jokes passeé. The more risqué and "politically incorrect" a joke is, the better I like it.
velouria
May. 5th, 2004 08:12 am (UTC)
I like your use of é
for7676
May. 5th, 2004 05:06 pm (UTC)
I had an attack of grammar nazi-ism
(Anonymous)
May. 3rd, 2004 09:32 pm (UTC)
Get a job filing dead baby jokes whilst in various stages of undress and making random telephone calls to inform housewives and internet malcontents who the Prime Minister of England is.

People would ask you, "how do you do it all?" You could then reply, "MULTITASK ME HOW!"

And then they shall retort, "I just di- oh, you're being clever!"
velouria
May. 5th, 2004 07:18 am (UTC)
i'll get right on that.
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