I also entered a room entitled "dead baby jokes" to see if it was my estranged ex-thing who had started it. He loved dead babies, I explained. The man who turned out not to be him asked me what was wrong with me that I was attracted to such a man. This was a good question. I don't know. But I left the room quickly before I could get too attached to anyone else with an interest in dead babies and cause myself further woes of the heart.
I just looked at every single person on my friends list so as to acquire his or her aim name. I then "added budday" and then stared blankly at the budday list for a few seconds to see if they'd emerge from the graveyard of offline buddays. Nothing. I was going to say "hello" I guess and see how they would reply. They must find me to be of some sort of interest if they have befriended me, and therefor could possibly have a slight desire to banter pointlessly with me, yes?
Probably not. I need to spend less time staring at this idiot box and more time looking for a decent job