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That guy came back into my work today. I looked up and saw his dazzling blue eyes and pearly grin gracing the Longs counter with his Brad Pitt presence.
"You just don't like anybody, do you?" he says, presumably from watching my transaction with the douchebag ahead of him.
"Pretty much," I say in a retarded girl voice that escaped my mouth without consulting my conscious mind.
"I bet you don't even like me," says Brad.
"I like you!" I squeal in my retarded Minnie Mouse voice.
He smiles. Says thank you, and saunters off with his Winston Light 100's.

I like you? I felt like Baby in Dirty Dancing. Why didn't I just say, "I carried a watermelon." Complete abortion. I was supposed to say something sultry and witty and we were supposed to have sex on the conveyer belt. I was then going to say "I don't think we're right for eachother Brad. We're two different people. Why don't you stand on your own two feet for a change blah blah blah" whilst puting my vest back on and returning to work.

God. Dammit.


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May. 5th, 2004 07:57 am (UTC)
you're supposed to be at home crying that we can't be together.
May. 5th, 2004 10:20 pm (UTC)
shut up.
May. 5th, 2004 11:47 am (UTC)
There's always next time he comes in to be witty and sultry lol
May. 5th, 2004 10:23 pm (UTC)
i guess i should practice.
May. 5th, 2004 02:01 pm (UTC)
i was planning on sleeping with you (on or off a conveyer belt) when i was in ca a while ago, though, alas, you did not call me
May. 5th, 2004 10:19 pm (UTC)
i think that qualifies as you using me, which is not what i'm looking for.
May. 6th, 2004 01:06 am (UTC)
that might be true, but after i laid some charm down, there would have been no saying no
May. 5th, 2004 05:11 pm (UTC)
If you like him, go for it.

Who knows what will happen
May. 5th, 2004 10:23 pm (UTC)
but he has to pursue me first. how can he give a rat's ass that i'm coldy breaking up with him if he wasn't interested in the first place?
May. 6th, 2004 09:05 am (UTC)
It's a chance you should take. He might be interested, but be afraid you aren't, or any other number of reasons. I say go for it if you can, crazier things could happen.

I did it just this week and I've managed to get a date for tomorrow night.
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