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Hang the DJ.

I like how U2 transcends all barriers of rock radio. Soft rock? yep. Alternative rock? uh huh. 80s rock? Classic rock? Adult contemporary? Oldies? Spanish? check. check. check.
No matter what time of day I get in my car, burn myself severely on my seatbelt buckle, and slam any number of strappy things in the door 5 times before getting it to shut, I turn on the radio and hear:

IN THE NAAAAAAAME, OF LUUUHUHUV

*flip flip flip*

LUHUUVV IS A TEMPLE. LUHUUVV THE HIGHER LAW

*frantically flip and swear profusely*

DESIIIIIIIIIYIYIYIYUUUUR

*slam fist onto seek button*

YOOOOOOOOOHOOOO. ALLL I WANT IS YOOOOOHOOOOO.

And so begins my 45 minute fun filled journey to school wherein I am so aggravated, I can't help but scream "douchebag" at anyone traveling under 95 miles an hour and must fight overwhelming urges to drive the car off of the bridge and into the American River.

An honorable mention here would be The Cure's "Friday I'm in Love," which is without fail, played repeatedly each Monday and Tuesday morning. Hey shitheads. It's not Friday. And furthermore, I'm not in fucking love. Thanks for rubbing it in my face.

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velouria
Sep. 2nd, 2004 10:06 pm (UTC)
let's go let's go let's go discotheque
everyone knows they're a good band. i don't want to hear them 24 hours a day. it's like steve miller band part II.
vanrushal
Sep. 3rd, 2004 06:08 am (UTC)
Re: let's go let's go let's go discotheque
At least it's not fucking Bob Marley or Jack Johnson every 5 goddamned minutes. Or some band or other ruining another Cure song.
velouria
Sep. 3rd, 2004 06:19 am (UTC)
even worse than the real thing
it is bob marely every 5 minutes. and 311 does plenty of ruining already shitty cure songs.
livenolies
Sep. 3rd, 2004 07:08 am (UTC)
Ever seen the video for "all i want is you", with the circus theme? Totally brilliant.

velouria
Sep. 5th, 2004 08:07 am (UTC)
no i haven't. trying to keep it that way.
ruxpin_exe
Sep. 3rd, 2004 07:38 pm (UTC)
I dont like U2 =\
velouria
Sep. 5th, 2004 08:07 am (UTC)
i wish they were canadian. i could blame it on you.
ruxpin_exe
Sep. 5th, 2004 04:27 pm (UTC)
You're Canadian.
(At heart)
ruxpin_exe
Sep. 10th, 2004 01:48 pm (UTC)
How could you!?
(Anonymous)
Sep. 16th, 2004 03:28 pm (UTC)
velouria, will you please get your shit together and update your journal? i am a secret addict of your bitchy sense of humor. i guess not so secret anymore. i'll be waaaaaaaaaiiiiiiiiiiting.........
velouria
Sep. 16th, 2004 09:33 pm (UTC)
way to call me a "sad, pathetic, dark eyeliner wearing, drugstore-item slinging bitch" and then come back and proclaim your love for me.
god i hate stalkers.
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