I swear to God. People can't just be content with the process of exchanging currency for items. No, they're not happy unless they've told me I look like Cher. When someone starts to say "You know who you remind me of-" I interrupt them to say, yes. Yes I do. 1970s pseudo Native American Cher. Then they light up like a Christmas tree and nod enthusiastically.
Speaking of Native Americans, has anyone seen that Prop 68 commercial with the middle class white ladies shouting, "I thought Indian Casinos were to help out poor little Indians. They're making 8 billion dollars now? I didn't vote for that!!"
Holy fucking shit. I motion for Prop 69: scalping every single person who brought Prop 68 into existence, including the stupid bitches on that commercial.