Velouria (velouria) wrote,

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It was all yellow.

Not surprisingly, California is on fire again. I woke up this morning to find a strange, golden, Armageddony mist about the atmosphere and a fine layer of ash all over my car. I thought, oh good. That one volcano that everyone is blathering on about has exploded. Perhaps they have called off school in celebration.

But no, it's some fire, somewhere, that some douchebag probably started. And I had to go to school anyway to collect soot and ash on my contact lenses and develop a massive, throbbing headache by the time I got to class.

On the topic of hellfire and brimstone, I am now thoroughly convinced Dick Cheney is Satan. Seriously. On the real. Satan is running the free world. I need a bumper sticker which reads Bush/Satan 04.
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