But no, it's some fire, somewhere, that some douchebag probably started. And I had to go to school anyway to collect soot and ash on my contact lenses and develop a massive, throbbing headache by the time I got to class.
On the topic of hellfire and brimstone, I am now thoroughly convinced Dick Cheney is Satan. Seriously. On the real. Satan is running the free world. I need a bumper sticker which reads Bush/Satan 04.