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Girl Afraid.

I told my newly Round Table employed brother that I recognized one of the guys that he worked with because he's a frequent customer of my very own place of employment. So my brother tells this guy that I recognized him. His reaction is to go into cardiac arrest and admit that he's had "the hugest crush" on me, the "skinny skinny dark haired girl" for the last several years but that he's extremely intimidated by me. "I go in there after work when I'm already drunk, buying more to drink, and she just scares the shit out of me. But I'm so in love with her."

My brother's response was that he should be afraid of me, because I am scary. Thanks bro. Nevertheless, he promised to get him a date with me in exchange for not having to tuck his shirt in at work, or some shit.

I think I'll be calling in sick the next few days.


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Nov. 29th, 2004 08:46 am (UTC)
I thought you were supposed to feel great when you find out a guy likes you. What kind of message are you sending here?
Nov. 29th, 2004 08:48 am (UTC)
but he's afraid of me.
Nov. 29th, 2004 08:56 am (UTC)
Can you blame him?
Nov. 29th, 2004 05:31 pm (UTC)
ps: i seriously doubt that what you wrote about that kid being "so in love with you" even happened. it just seems a LITTLE BIT unlikely that some random kid would be SO IN LOVE WITH YOU for "several years" after seeing you at the store you work at. could that possibly be a story you made up to get the affirmation from your on-line buddies that they think you ARE hot? hmmm...how unbelievable would that would be!?!?
Nov. 29th, 2004 05:35 pm (UTC)
what the fuck is your problem? are you manags or the stupid fuck from alabama? leave me the fuck alone. don't fucking talk to me under different names. don't fucking comment in my journal. stop fucking reading my things if you're so disgusted with me. it's clear you're fucking obsessed with me.

and guess what I WILL NEVER HAVE SEX WITH YOU. so go get started on fucking yourself. i hope it fucking kills you you pathetic fucking piece of shit.
Nov. 29th, 2004 05:36 pm (UTC)
HAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!! ouch! someone can't take a little bit of constructive criticism, can they?!
Nov. 29th, 2004 05:41 pm (UTC)
okay! so it's settled. you're jason mangas, pathetic fucking piece of shit! way to harass me for months and months at a time because i will not have sex with you! fortunately for me, you write at a 3rd grade level and you're easy to spot.
Nov. 29th, 2004 05:43 pm (UTC)
sorry, but i'm not jason whoever. i'm not even someone that you know, just someone who came across your journal and has been enjoying it ever since. and i seriously doubt that someone is mad because you wouldnt have sex with them either, i guess you're writing that so that when you're little friends read these comments and see that someone is actually commenting on what a pretentious little snot you are that they think its because some guy you scorned wants revenge. try again.
Nov. 29th, 2004 05:45 pm (UTC)
oh right. you're some anonymouse person with no name, no journal, no connections with me whatsoever.
you're too much of a fucking pussy to even show yourself.
Nov. 29th, 2004 05:47 pm (UTC)
honestly, i am an anonymous person with no connections to you. is that so hard to believe? you put these journals up so that people can read them and then you cant take it when someone actually says what they think of what you babble to the public. if you dont like what people think of you, dont act like such a PRETENTIOUS, tortured, genius surrounded by idiots brat.
Nov. 29th, 2004 05:53 pm (UTC)
yes, douchebag, it is hard to believe. i suggest you use this energy to acquire a life of your own. then end it.
thank you.
Nov. 29th, 2004 05:55 pm (UTC)
right, you are so witty and your dry, sarcastic, biting humor is just tearing me to pieces. i suggest you grow up and find something new to suggest besides suicide.
Nov. 29th, 2004 06:12 pm (UTC)
and i vehemently stand by my suggestion of killing yourself.
Nov. 29th, 2004 05:41 pm (UTC)
oh- and- from what part of what i wrote leads you to think i find you attractive or that i would want to have sex with you? guys dont dig girls who are under 90lbs. i enjoy reading your journal because its quite enjoyable to see the meaningless, self-obsessed little problems you bitch about. really, its great fun. why dont you open your eyes and check out whats really happening in the world around you, aside from what someone said to you at work or something as insignifigant as that?!
Nov. 30th, 2004 01:08 am (UTC)
why? because men only keep in contact with women they want. you're either a man i've "scorned" or some stupid bitch i offended somehow. you are not going to convince me otherwise.
if you keep fucking talking, every thing i do will be friends only. you won't even have the opportunity to parade your stupidity here.
Nov. 30th, 2004 06:29 am (UTC)
"guys dont dig girls who are under 90lbs"

Uh.. yeah they do.
Nov. 29th, 2004 09:30 pm (UTC)
Kill yourself.
Nov. 29th, 2004 10:39 pm (UTC)
there's two votes.
Nov. 30th, 2004 06:27 am (UTC)
Pft, whatever. It's so easy to fall in love with people you've never spoken to.
Nov. 30th, 2004 10:17 pm (UTC)
are you gonna tap that shit?
Nov. 30th, 2004 10:49 pm (UTC)
naw. he's older than me and not my type(scrawny, pale).
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