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How Homosexual.

Goth 45%
Trendy 10%
Alternative 50%


Conclusion: Angry *and* arrogant! What a combination. You have just enough knowledge of the world to really resent it properly.

Woody was wrong, I'm only 45% goth.

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ruxpin_exe
Sep. 27th, 2001 10:31 pm (UTC)
I swear to god, if I could demote you again, I would.
But you don't work for me anymore! *cry*
velouria
Sep. 27th, 2001 10:35 pm (UTC)
You didn't even try to stop me. You just swatted me with the mop on the way out the door.
I am open to persuasion, you know.
ruxpin_exe
Sep. 27th, 2001 10:41 pm (UTC)
You mean like, another raise?
velouria
Sep. 27th, 2001 10:43 pm (UTC)
I want to be co-president.
ruxpin_exe
Sep. 27th, 2001 10:46 pm (UTC)
*CO*- PRESIDENT!?
You mean, like, higher up than vice?
YOU MEAN EQUALITY!?!?
velouria
Sep. 27th, 2001 10:50 pm (UTC)
YES SIR. Your equal. A tremendous erection in status.
ruxpin_exe
Sep. 27th, 2001 10:50 pm (UTC)
But.......... what if I want to fire you later?
velouria
Sep. 27th, 2001 10:52 pm (UTC)
I'd be all, "no".
ruxpin_exe
Sep. 27th, 2001 10:57 pm (UTC)
What would I be getting in exchange for such a vast sacrifice on my part?
velouria
Sep. 27th, 2001 10:59 pm (UTC)
I'd make you breakfast in a school girl uniform.
ruxpin_exe
Sep. 27th, 2001 11:01 pm (UTC)
And then after breakfast, you'd give it up, right?
velouria
Sep. 27th, 2001 11:03 pm (UTC)
I'd go to school, silly.
ruxpin_exe
Sep. 27th, 2001 11:04 pm (UTC)
Somehow, one way or another, I have to get laid though this business deal.
velouria
Sep. 27th, 2001 11:08 pm (UTC)
I am flinging the back of my hand against my forhead and crying, "Why must he be so goddamn attractive! I have grade school to go to."
ruxpin_exe
Sep. 27th, 2001 11:17 pm (UTC)
I'm sure you can afford one day off school sick.
Now then. Remove that skirt.
velouria
Sep. 27th, 2001 11:22 pm (UTC)
Not in public.
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