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Vera said that?

To:colleen@cheerful.com

Subject: bitch

Body: tell the bitch she received mail from social security also tell her
chase is sick hannah took him to the doctor they did xrays and found
some spots on his lungs as if she cares. i need to know where to
send divorce papers.

Somehow, I don't think this is meant for me. However, I'm glad "the bitch" doesn't have to read it. The depressing subject matter combined with the hostility and the extremely poor sentence structure makes for a not-so-great reading experience.

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vanrushal
Feb. 24th, 2005 07:50 am (UTC)
You should reply and tell whoever to send the divorce papers to you. That way, they'll never get divorced, and all sorts of fun will be had by all. Or you can hire yourself out as some sort of intermediary and force them to pay you for every stupid e-mail you get and subsequently deliver to the other. Pending new e-mails, of course.
velouria
Feb. 25th, 2005 03:28 am (UTC)
maybe it is me. maybe i am married. maybe i lead some sort of secondary drunken life i don't even remember.
god, i hope it's better than this one.
vanrushal
Feb. 26th, 2005 10:51 pm (UTC)
Well, if you do indeed have a secondary drunken life, you're getting divorced and (presumably) a child of yours has spots on their lungs.How's that working out for you?
velouria
Feb. 27th, 2005 09:13 am (UTC)
i figured chase was a dog. even still, you're right. my secondary drunken life is no day in the park.
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