Go to Hawaii
Get a job
Learn to drive
Quit job, go to Hawaii
Spend less time doing math homework
Tell RollingStone my name is Colleen
Dye hair, cut bangs, gain weight
Well that's cute. I don't know what my obsession with Hawaii was. And look how far spending less time doing math homework has gotten me. Who makes resolutions about spending less time doing homework. And I wonder what RollingStone was referring to me as. If it was so important to me, perhaps I should now make a new resolution to tell Target that my last name is not "Rico."