I found my New Year's resolutions from 1998. I have since stopped making New Year's resolutions. My resolutions are now day to day, and are centered around getting up before 2pm and not killing myself once that's been accomplished. It seems I had loftier goals in the past.

1-13-98

Go to Hawaii
Get a job
Learn to drive
Quit job, go to Hawaii
Spend less time doing math homework
Tell RollingStone my name is Colleen
Dye hair, cut bangs, gain weight

Well that's cute. I don't know what my obsession with Hawaii was. And look how far spending less time doing math homework has gotten me. Who makes resolutions about spending less time doing homework. And I wonder what RollingStone was referring to me as. If it was so important to me, perhaps I should now make a new resolution to tell Target that my last name is not "Rico."