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Guy at In & Out: Can I get you anything else, my phone number?

I wish I had accepted his phone number, because he put my stuff in a box and not a bag (despite my assurance that I would not be eating in my car). While driving erratically as I so often do, I braked hard and sent beef, lettuce, tomato innards and fries sailing through the air, into the windshield and back onto me. Nice.

In my quest for employment, I field oh so relevant questions on interviews such as: "So you're looking to move out? With your boyfriend?"

Excuse me, but what does my non existent boyfriend, who, even if he did exist, I would never consider living with because I'm sure he would be a huge jackass, have to do with my ability to answer phones and do data entry? NOT A LOT.

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velouria
Apr. 22nd, 2005 05:57 am (UTC)
last time i checked you weren't my boyfriend. however, yes, you're a huge jackass.
brain_matter
Apr. 22nd, 2005 12:13 am (UTC)
id date you, and im mostly a jerk, not a jackass
velouria
Apr. 22nd, 2005 05:58 am (UTC)
jerk, jackass, asshole, i do them all.
brain_matter
Apr. 22nd, 2005 07:08 am (UTC)
aaah sweet. so that means i have a chance!
vanrushal
Apr. 22nd, 2005 07:34 am (UTC)
I guess I was just too nice. ;_;
velouria
Apr. 22nd, 2005 08:34 pm (UTC)
yep. take some lessons from brandon here.
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