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I was sitting on the couch eating tequitos that resembled the illustrations from that Scary Stories to Read in the Dark book from back in the day, when Tower called and asked if I would like to interview.

Would I!

So I de-Jew my hair and unearth my converses and head on down. He pulls out a wad of papers and starts asking me a buttload of pop culture questions, one of which is to name all the Beatles. Well who doesn't know that? A lot of people, apparently. He asked who the fifth Beatle was and I said, "Pete Best or Yoko Ono?" That was the deal breaker.

I will now be paid for being sullen!


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Jun. 2nd, 2005 05:34 am (UTC)
spank you.
Jun. 2nd, 2005 01:36 am (UTC)
Awesome. Working at Tower is so fucking low-pressure and fun.

With any luck you won't be dealing with the dinosaur computer systems they gave us up here. Green screens and bugs aplenty.
Jun. 2nd, 2005 05:36 am (UTC)
wee. when did you work there?
Jun. 3rd, 2005 07:44 pm (UTC)
I would say congratulations, but working sucks. Way to go getting money again though.
Jun. 3rd, 2005 08:52 pm (UTC)
yeah. thanks. at least i had a nice 2 month vegetative period.
Jun. 7th, 2005 09:12 am (UTC)
The fifth Beatle was Apu, of course.

I wish I could get paid just for being whatever mood I happen to be in at the time.
Jun. 8th, 2005 07:57 am (UTC)
i'll pay you to stop bein an asshole!

hurr. just kidding.
Jun. 8th, 2005 12:14 pm (UTC)
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