So I de-Jew my hair and unearth my converses and head on down. He pulls out a wad of papers and starts asking me a buttload of pop culture questions, one of which is to name all the Beatles. Well who doesn't know that? A lot of people, apparently. He asked who the fifth Beatle was and I said, "Pete Best or Yoko Ono?" That was the deal breaker.
I will now be paid for being sullen!