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I joke I joke, I kid I kid.

Guy: What's the latest Eminem song?
Me: Ass Like That
Guy: You mean like yours?

I was holding a single entitled "Do I look like a slut" when he asked that. I'd been showing it to coworkers who ask why I laugh all the time, and for no apparent reason. I tell them it's occurrences and song titles such as the above described that parade through my head endlessly and cause me to laugh while my boss is instructing me to do something completely not funny. "Colleen has an entirely preconceived internal dialog running each time she looks at someone" is how my supervisor put it.

I think it's a combination of a couple mental illnesses.

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velouria
Aug. 2nd, 2005 07:57 pm (UTC)
live journal bio? but my inner dialog for most internet users consists of "god, what a douchebag." it's not nearly as amusing.
phantomplanet
Aug. 16th, 2005 03:40 pm (UTC)
hahahahahahahaha. is that a keg in your pants cause id like to tap that ass. hi hi, its been a while.
velouria
Aug. 17th, 2005 08:29 am (UTC)
remind me to use that line on you if i ever see you.
phantomplanet
Aug. 17th, 2005 02:02 pm (UTC)
okay you can use that one because i have plenty more
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