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Sometimes, you're better off dead.

I asked a lady buying three gift cards who had put 20, 20, and 15 dollars on them if she loved one of her kids less. There was an extreme awkward silence followed by a lack of answer.

Damn, I was just kidding. Sort of. I didn't realize that she actually did love one of her kids less.

I think I ran over a small child on the way home today. I'm not sure. It was raining and I could see nothing but vapor and blind spots for miles. I did some rapid hydroplaning around in the intersection for a few minutes before continuing on. It was like being in the teacups at Disneyland minus the teacups and plus a 5000 pound steel death trap and some praying for my life.

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velouria
Dec. 22nd, 2005 09:52 pm (UTC)
actually. i knew it was for her kids, because people do it all day. i've always thought it was fucked up.
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velouria
Dec. 23rd, 2005 12:53 am (UTC)
thank you. and i said it in jest to her, at any rate.
drdoom77
Dec. 23rd, 2005 06:00 am (UTC)
Maybe you ran over the kid that was going to get the $15 gift card, adding injury to insult?
velouria
Dec. 23rd, 2005 07:54 am (UTC)
at least i put him out of his misery.
ladieschoir
Jan. 2nd, 2006 10:28 pm (UTC)
hello. i like your journal quite a bit; may i add you? my name is sarah. i'm a 24 yr. old sassy secretary at arkansas state university. i've got no husbands, wives, sons, or daughters, but i do own a rottweiler mix named daisy may. i like: the smell of a bookstore, amaretto on the rocks, and the inside of the booth at restaurants.

Sarah
velouria
Jan. 3rd, 2006 05:39 am (UTC)
hello. why yes, thank you. thank you for actually speaking to me. unlike some people. *cough* asian girl *cough*
i enjoy sleeping, staring vapidly, and anticipating death. but you knew that.
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