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A time to be so small.

A guy asked me where he could get an Alice in Chains poster. I said 1994.

He wasn't amused. I thought I was funny though.

Another lady entered her phone number in lieu of her pin. Yet another looked at me like a docile cow in the middle of a road when I said "blue button please" to her.

"Push it?" she asked. Naw. Ask it on a date. Take it to dinner. Marry it. Have little children with it that don't understand the concept of buttons and grow up to make my life a living hell.

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jaimeee
Jan. 10th, 2006 02:01 pm (UTC)
your aggressive sarcasm needs a finer outlet than where you currently work.
some type of local village voice-y publication, mayhaps?
velouria
Jan. 10th, 2006 07:31 pm (UTC)
there's one newspaper here, and most of the articles are about someone's outrage over the construction of a hooters. i guess i could write a button pushing tutorial for it or something.
livenolies
Jan. 10th, 2006 04:25 pm (UTC)
Though I thought your joke was good, Alice In Chains are playing a show with Heart in the near future. HOW this is going to happen given that Lane Stanley is still dead, I'm not sure (I assume the guitarist will sing everything), but maybe he was referring to a promotional poster for that show? *shrug*

velouria
Jan. 10th, 2006 07:28 pm (UTC)
heart? with alice in chains? that's almost as horrible as all the morons watching that inxs show completely unaware that their singer hung himself years ago.
livenolies
Jan. 10th, 2006 07:32 pm (UTC)
I saw Heart 3 or 4 years ago (and saw AIC in '93 but I digress), and they sounded really good. At least none of the core people in Heart are dead - both Wilson sisters were present and accounted for.

velouria
Jan. 10th, 2006 07:36 pm (UTC)
i never pictured heart and alice in chains fraternizing. not whilst alive and certainly not when dead.
livenolies
Jan. 10th, 2006 07:43 pm (UTC)
well, they are both from Seattle...
daddylovebucket
Jan. 11th, 2006 03:26 am (UTC)
you're wonderful.
velouria
Jan. 11th, 2006 06:05 am (UTC)
very debatable.
daddylovebucket
Jan. 11th, 2006 06:34 am (UTC)
I'm sticking to it.
lockup_my_mind
Jan. 26th, 2006 12:00 pm (UTC)
i liked that AIC comment, thats pretty funny.
velouria
Jan. 27th, 2006 12:17 am (UTC)
thanks.
(Anonymous)
Feb. 10th, 2006 06:32 am (UTC)
not a problem, hows it goin?
lockup_my_mind
Feb. 10th, 2006 06:33 am (UTC)
ahhh sorry, forgot to log in, well...no problem haha
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