Anyhoo. This makes doomed internet boyfriending at least 50% easier. Who needs hotels, motels, etc. No one.
I sound like a tramp.
Send furniture and booze. And yourself. No plants or cats. There's 30 dollar cat rent. I laughed when she said that to me with a straight face. She then said I could have a fish. I asked what the fish rent was. Not a lot of facial response on that one either.