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Achtung baby:

I got an apartment(!) Moving out before turning 25 (in September) was pretty much my main driving force in life. And goal. Now it's the car bit, it seems.

Anyhoo. This makes doomed internet boyfriending at least 50% easier. Who needs hotels, motels, etc. No one.

I sound like a tramp.

I'm not.

Send furniture and booze. And yourself. No plants or cats. There's 30 dollar cat rent. I laughed when she said that to me with a straight face. She then said I could have a fish. I asked what the fish rent was. Not a lot of facial response on that one either.


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Jul. 8th, 2006 07:38 am (UTC)
i'm not having sex with you.
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Jul. 8th, 2006 08:03 pm (UTC)
first of all, at this time i do not possess a sofa. if crash space equals sofa, then crash space equals floor.
i suppose if you are in sacramento for reasons other than trying to have sex with me, you may sleep on my living room floor. yes.
Jul. 8th, 2006 08:18 am (UTC)
Ms. Divine is flying free!

So who's your new internet boyfriend?
Jul. 8th, 2006 08:31 am (UTC)
i'm accepting apps.
Jul. 8th, 2006 08:37 am (UTC)
What skills do I need?
Jul. 8th, 2006 08:45 am (UTC)
Jul. 8th, 2006 08:46 am (UTC)
OMG, you do have an application! You're so awesome.
Jul. 8th, 2006 08:56 am (UTC)
ugh GOD, i just realized the results to that are going to my deceased college-i-went-to-fifteen-years-ago email.

you'll have to fill it out here i guess.
Jul. 8th, 2006 08:57 am (UTC)
you mean I just poured my heart out to a dead email address?!
Jul. 8th, 2006 08:58 am (UTC)
as have many, daddy love bucket, as have many.
Jul. 8th, 2006 09:03 am (UTC)
1 Mike
2 daddylovebucket (at) gmail.com
3 You asked me to come here and fill this out.
4 I've always thought you were wonderful.
5 You can do better than me.
6 Anything you'd like.
7 Some place nice, don't worry, I've got the bill.
8 I'd play some coldplay for you.
9 I'll slobber from a suitable distance like a gentleman.
10 It's a pleasant non-sex experience.
Jul. 8th, 2006 07:58 pm (UTC)
haha. coldplay. safe bet. i'll get back to you in ten business days.
Jul. 8th, 2006 08:02 pm (UTC)
Gotta go with what I know you like then learn more about you, of course. ;)

are you going to perform a background check and get a credit history on me?
Jul. 18th, 2006 07:04 am (UTC)
How my application processing? ;)
Jul. 18th, 2006 04:10 am (UTC)
add me to your firends list. myspace bedamned, lj had friends list first!
Jul. 18th, 2006 05:33 am (UTC)
okie dokie.
Jul. 18th, 2006 06:36 am (UTC)
better. how u holding up? im holding up pretty bad lol im tired of saying otherwise.
Jul. 19th, 2006 12:34 am (UTC)
wasn't the point of moving to get better? i hope it works out for you.
Jul. 19th, 2006 09:37 pm (UTC)
it was. doesnt mean it will happen right away. besides things will get worse before they get any better. heh im just that messed up guess, even before we met. so now its a car? lol you can have my old one if you want it.
Jul. 20th, 2006 01:50 am (UTC)
you mean irena's? i'll take that one. your little p.o.s one was charming if only for the fact that it talked to you. it's great when your car tells you to stick your key in its ignition.
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