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I dont care, I care, I really dont care.

I slammed my five-hundred pound car door into Galant as hard as I possibly could at least 3 times just now. I said, "Oh, oops" each time and glowered into the parted curtains of the apartment I presume Asshole resides in. If it's not Asshole, I hope it's an aquaintance of Asshole who gets on the phone and informes him at once.

I also noticed that whoever is in the apartment adjacent to me has a bathroom directly beside mine. I hear the water turning on and off, and other various things I really don't want to hear. I can only assume that they too can hear me. I wish I'd know this earlier. I would have exercised a little bit more grace whilst mercilessly knocking my aluminum shaving gel can around and singing really, really offensively at 11 o'clock at night.

Women at work are telling me I should do something with my hair. "You're 25, time for a style. Like the girl next door. You know how it sticks up in the back and it's real short?"

Hey. Hey. Do I tell you to drop 50 pounds? No. I don't. What business is it of yours what I do or do not do with my hair. Furthermore, I don't want a "style." It's all I can do to dry it off after I get out of the shower. I don't have the time or the money or faintest desire to put a bunch of fucking dippity doo in it and blow dry it every day. So shut up. By the way, you wouldn't even know how old I was if you hadn't asked me following our conversation about how hot the 44 year-old Parole Agent we work with is. You thought I was 12. So once again, to reiterate: STFU.

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ruxpin_exe
Jul. 27th, 2006 05:16 am (UTC)
Dont cut your hair okay
velouria
Jul. 27th, 2006 05:23 am (UTC)
i won't. at least not because of them.
ruxpin_exe
Jul. 27th, 2006 05:25 am (UTC)
Its funny how I think I have say in your hair in the same post that you talk about people not having a say in your hair. I wasnt even thinking about that when I posted that comment.
velouria
Jul. 27th, 2006 05:30 am (UTC)
well i prefer someone telling me not to cut my hair over telloing me to cut it. so it didn't throw me into a rage. you're lucky this time.
enolittle
Jul. 27th, 2006 06:02 am (UTC)
get a style like some old lady, because you're 25 and 25 is old?
velouria
Jul. 27th, 2006 11:49 pm (UTC)
yeah, serially? whatev.
daddylovebucket
Jul. 27th, 2006 06:38 am (UTC)
they're bitches, kick them in the nuts.
velouria
Jul. 27th, 2006 11:50 pm (UTC)
i'm a pacifier. ist. whatev.
daddylovebucket
Jul. 28th, 2006 03:21 am (UTC)
kill them with kindness.
yaauie
Jul. 27th, 2006 08:52 am (UTC)
Three times, you're letting yourself slip, although it'd be pretty gratifying.

And I like your response to the haircut pressure (I like your hair as is and understand the need for simplicity, hence the buzz cut on my part). It's almost as good as:

"Hey. HEY. DO I go to your work and unplug the slurpee machine?"
velouria
Jul. 27th, 2006 11:59 pm (UTC)
Hey, fuck you lady. What's your fucking problem? Shut the fuck up, just shut up. Is there any security in this place? I'm just trying to do my job here. Do I go to the Greyhound station and kick in the bathroom stall when you're trying to make a buck?

hehe.
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velouria
Jul. 27th, 2006 11:59 pm (UTC)
currently it has an entire family of squirrels living in it, so i don't know about beautiful. but thanks anyway.
lockenkey
Jul. 30th, 2006 04:55 am (UTC)
people who wanty you to change wish so so that you may fit what is expected in there world.when something new comes into it they want it to change to make themselves feel more comfortable, the fact that the world isnt changing without them its just some "radical" that is still growing up and hasnt seen the greener side of life yet. to you i say change. change how you want, not in the physical sense since in that aspect your body will always be you. change in the part that makes the world yours, youre generation, your understanding. leave them to their thoughts, they wont have them forever and thats what is scary.
velouria
Jul. 30th, 2006 09:45 am (UTC)
you are a peach, dear. thank you.
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