There's a blue sign stuck to this gay Macintosh reading: NO E-MAIL. NO GAMES. NO ONLINE CHATTING.
I am not sure what this constitutes.
The people around me are doing really uneducational activities such as playing online Mario. What the hell. I can't read email but they can play online Mario. Okay. Yeah.
Damn computer at home with it's PMS virus. It's not right.
I have to go. I'm getting hard looks.